Uncle Andy's Digest - JANUARY 2023
It's a New Year! Welcome to the January 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
It's a New Year! Welcome to the January 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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The Pool Boy<br />
Submitted by Steve Simard<br />
In college, my wife<br />
minored in psychology.<br />
Though she doesn’t<br />
have the training, she’s<br />
always using all her<br />
amateur psychology<br />
when we argue to try<br />
to win the fight.<br />
When I fired the pool<br />
boy, I knew we were<br />
in for a battle. Sure<br />
enough, when I got<br />
home that night after<br />
telling her about the<br />
termination, she was<br />
visibly angry.<br />
She said, “Well, you<br />
know, you’re only<br />
firing him because<br />
he’s so young and<br />
good looking. I bet<br />
you feel threatened<br />
and insecure because<br />
it reminds you of your<br />
own mortality. You’re<br />
projecting all these<br />
insecurities onto<br />
someone else in a<br />
very passive-aggressive<br />
way, because<br />
these feelings are just<br />
too traumatic for you<br />
to deal with.”<br />
“Are you done yet?”<br />
I asked my wife,<br />
crossing my arms and<br />
rolling my eyes.<br />
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Jon<br />
Mercier<br />
Mark<br />
Turner<br />
Toni<br />
Ferraro<br />
Brandon<br />
Caruso<br />
Deb<br />
Morin<br />
Linda<br />
Dupuis<br />
Dustin<br />
Mallar<br />
Mason<br />
Dupuis<br />
Lindsay<br />
Wright<br />
Dawn<br />
Lopez<br />
Malayka<br />
Harriman<br />
“Honey, I know you<br />
think you’re right, but<br />
seriously, we don’t<br />
even have a pool!”<br />
Behind every husband who thinks he wears the pants in the family<br />
is a wife who told him which pants to wear.<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
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