Uncle Andy's Digest - JANUARY 2023

Genie Lamp
Submitted by Tyla Davis
A man was on an
excursion when he
came across a gold
lamp that resembled
the genie lamps that
he had always seen in
movies.
Out of curiosity, he
rubbed the lamp. Lo
and behold, a genie
flew up out of the
spout of the lamp and
crossed his arms and
nodded at the man.
“You have awakened
me from a thousand
year sleep! For this, I
shall grant you three
wishes. Just tell me
what you would like
and it will be done.”
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The man, who was in
the process of a messy
divorce, thought the
genie might be a great
way to work around
some of his difficulties.
“Genie, I wish to eliminate
all the lawyers in
the world.”
The genie crossed his
arms and nodded his
head and declared,
“Done!”
“Awesome, now for my
next wish...” said the
man.
“Nope, no more wishes.
You can be done
now,” said the genie.
“But you said I had
three,” whined the
man.
“So sue me.”
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