Uncle Andy's Digest - JANUARY 2023
It's a New Year! Welcome to the January 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
It's a New Year! Welcome to the January 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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LIVE MUSIC<br />
is back on<br />
Wednesdays!<br />
GGGGG<br />
I tripped and landed flat on my face on my vacation in France. Eiffel over.<br />
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RESERVATIONS<br />
TODAY!<br />
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THE WHOLE<br />
FAMILY WILL<br />
LOVE!<br />
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Wishing you a happy and healthy <strong>2023</strong>!<br />
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&<br />
Sue Marston<br />
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Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer it comes back as a Tupperware lid<br />
that doesn’t fit any of your containers.<br />
Fishing Trip<br />
Submitted by Steve Simard<br />
There were two old<br />
men from up north who<br />
love to fish, and they<br />
wanted to do some ice<br />
fishing.<br />
They had heard that<br />
the fishing was great<br />
in Canada. So they<br />
packed up and headed<br />
up there. The lake was<br />
frozen nicely.<br />
They stopped just<br />
before they got to the<br />
lake at a little bait shop<br />
and got all their tackle.<br />
One of them said,<br />
“We’re going to need<br />
an ice pick.”<br />
So they got a shiny<br />
new ice pick, and they<br />
took off. In about two<br />
hours, one of them<br />
was back at the shop<br />
and said, “We’re going<br />
to need another dozen<br />
ice picks.”<br />
Well, the fellow in the<br />
shop wanted to ask<br />
some questions, but<br />
he didn’t. He sold him<br />
the picks, and the old<br />
man left.<br />
In about an hour, the<br />
old man came back<br />
and said, “We’re going<br />
to need all the ice<br />
picks you’ve got.”<br />
The bait man couldn’t<br />
stand it any longer. “By<br />
the way,” he asked,<br />
“how are you fellows<br />
doing?”<br />
“Not very well at all,”<br />
he said. “We don’t<br />
even have the boat in<br />
the water yet.”<br />
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