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Would you consider dining on a New York City<br />
subway platform during rush hour?<br />
Sound like a terrible idea? Then why do we<br />
frequent restaurants where the noise level exceeds a front row seat at a<br />
Jimi Hendrix rock concert?<br />
Because we have little choice. If you, like millions of others, engage<br />
in what my friend<br />
labelled “recreational<br />
eating,” then what<br />
you make for dinner<br />
is a reservation.<br />
And everyone<br />
wants to sample the<br />
hot new restaurant<br />
in town. So, you call<br />
and are fortunate to<br />
be granted a table<br />
for four by the young<br />
hostess who sounds<br />
like she’s doing you a<br />
favor.<br />
A month later, the<br />
big night arrives. You<br />
step inside and feel like you’ve just been transported onto the runway<br />
of the world’s busiest airport!<br />
Your table isn’t ready, so you wait at the bar. There, the exceptionally<br />
loud sound of people trying to be heard is augmented by pulsating<br />
music more conducive to disco dancing than to dining.<br />
There’s nowhere to stand to avoid the music. Speakers are everywhere!<br />
You feel as if your entire body is being assaulted. Because it is. Sound<br />
is measured in units called decibels (dBs). The higher the dB number,<br />
the louder the sound.<br />
On a New York City subway platform the sound level is approximately<br />
40<br />
A Not-So-Joyful Noise<br />
By: Susan Goldfein / Susan’s Unfiltered Wit<br />
Genevieve Shines Once Again<br />
February 2024<br />
The fantastic,<br />
beautiful<br />
Genevieve<br />
autographs her<br />
show poster<br />
last month. Her<br />
performance<br />
last month<br />
at Sun City<br />
MacDonald<br />
Ranch can be<br />
summed up<br />
in one word:<br />
Spectacular!<br />
90 db. The sound level in your current situation is at least 85. Average<br />
conversation is about 60dB.<br />
It’s no wonder that the most frequently uttered word in modern<br />
restaurants is “What?”<br />
The hostess finds you just seconds before you enter a noise-induced<br />
stupor. She escorts you to your table, and hands you the menu. You<br />
think about asking if the venue provides ear plugs, but it seems unlikely.<br />
Besides, she probably won’t be able to hear you. The sound at the<br />
table is slightly less<br />
than the bar, but<br />
still risky for noiseinduced<br />
hearing loss.<br />
The waiter appears<br />
and recites the<br />
specials. Twice. Three<br />
times. And you’re still<br />
not sure if the fish of<br />
the day is prepared<br />
with almonds or<br />
artichokes.<br />
You don’t want<br />
to gamble, so you<br />
order from the menu.<br />
Thank goodness<br />
Apple thought to include a flashlight on the iPhone.<br />
Attempting conversation, the four of you lean onto the table,<br />
foreheads almost touching. You fiddle with your hearing aids to try to<br />
drown out the background noise. The one who doesn’t wear hearing<br />
aids wishes she did so that she could remove them.<br />
Straining to be heard, you soon find yourselves competing with the<br />
other diners in yell-talking. The meal is tasty, but you skip dessert. You<br />
long to escape to the soothing lull of street noise.<br />
Why are restaurants so noisy? Clearly, there’s been a shift in aesthetics.<br />
Carpeting and soft seats have been replaced by metal and concrete and<br />
very high ceilings.<br />
Restauranteurs claim that soundproofing has gotten too expensive<br />
for large spaces. Besides, noise equals excitement. Who wants to walk<br />
into a room that is deadly quiet?<br />
I get the latter argument. But surely, there must be some compromise<br />
between eating amidst a herd of lawn mowers or the public library!<br />
So, people, do we give up recreational eating or try to accommodate<br />
to the new normal? One thing we might consider is abandoning yelltalking<br />
and taking classes in lipreading.<br />
Perhaps decide beforehand that we will communicate via texting<br />
and eliminate the risk of laryngitis.<br />
Or, we simply stay home, and hope that one day, the local senior<br />
center will open for dinner.<br />
Susan Goldfein’s newest book, Laughing My Way Through the<br />
Third Stage, is available at Amazon.com, BN.com, Read her blog<br />
at: www.SusansUnfilteredWit.com. Email Susan: SusanGoldfein@aol.com.