Triffids Beard 2 - The Bearded Triffid
Triffids Beard 2 - The Bearded Triffid
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<strong>The</strong> Mixture As Before<br />
Phoenixine Eighty, May 1996<br />
I have a secret ambition. One of these months I will read so many books that the entire article will<br />
consist of nothing but a list of titles, authors and publishers, with no room left for any comments abxout<br />
the books at all. I haven't quite made it this month but I'm approaching it asymptotically; so watch out in<br />
the articles to come!<br />
I don't know whether it was an extra long month or an extra boring month, but whatever it was, I got<br />
through more than my fair share of books during it. Partly it can be explained by a business trip to<br />
Brisbane, a city where I know nobody and where, perforce, I can do little but read.<br />
I flew cattle class this time (no luxury on this flight) and I compensated for that with the new Connie<br />
Willis novel Bellwether. For many years she has been amusing us with short stories set in a comically<br />
bureaucratic, inefficient society populated almost totally by untrustworthy vapourheads. <strong>The</strong>se stories<br />
are generally told in the first person by the only sane character among the lot of them. Now she has<br />
extended this technique to a whole novel and I snorted and giggled my way across the Tasman, much to<br />
the consternation of my seat companions.<br />
<strong>The</strong> story takes place in a research institute. Sandra Foster studies fads (barbie dolls, hula hoops -where<br />
do they come from, why do they die out?). Bennett O'Reilly is a chaos theory investigator.<br />
Together with a flock of sheep they make several startling discoveries -- or rather they would if<br />
Management didn't keep having meetings and the photocopying didn't keep vanishing. This book is well<br />
worthy of your attention.<br />
Being in the mood for amusement, I followed it with Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore. I love<br />
vampire stories. I particularly love funny vampire stories. Jody Stroud is attacked by a vampire in an alley<br />
in San Francisco. She awakes the next night with a fortune in cash stuffed into her clothing, a burned<br />
arm (it has been lying in the sun all day and she has developed a hypersensitivity to light), and a hunger<br />
for the taste of blood. She needs help -- preferably from someone who can go out during the day, which<br />
she no longer can. Her car has been towed away, and the towing company is only open 9 to 5. How is<br />
she going to get it back? Enter Tommy Flood, an unpublished freelance writer who stocks shelves at the<br />
supermarket at night and plays ten pin bowling in the aisles using frozen turkeys as bowling balls...<br />
Over the last twenty years or so, the novels of Patrick O'Brian have become somewhat of a cult. <strong>The</strong>y<br />
are set in the British navy of the early nineteenth century and the characters of Captain Jack Aubrey and<br />
Doctor Stephen Maturin have entered the folklore. <strong>The</strong> Unknown Shore, an unconnected early novel<br />
dating from 1959 has just been republished. It concerns the adventures of the young midshipman Jack<br />
Byron, and surgeons mate Tobias Barrow on board the Wager, one of the ships in Commodore Anson's<br />
ill-fated squadron that attempted a circumnavigation in 1740. <strong>The</strong> Wager is shipwrecked on the coast of<br />
Chile, and the bulk of the novel concerns the trials and tribulations of the survivors. In hindsight, Byron<br />
and Barrow can be read as a trial run for Aubrey and Maturin. <strong>The</strong>ir relationship is the same, and so are<br />
their professions. A delightful, eccentric humour permeates the book together with an incredible sense<br />
of place and time and a loving attention to detail. Even that early in his writing career, O'Brian had the skill<br />
of invoking an era so believably that you can smell it, taste it and feel it.<br />
My other great love after vampire stories, is time travel stories. <strong>The</strong>refore Time Scout a collaborative<br />
novel by Robert Asprin and Linda Evans appealed to me immediately. It concerns one Kenneth "Kit"<br />
Carson, once one of the best time scouts in the business but now retired and running a small hotel at<br />
the time terminal. <strong>The</strong>n he is approached by a stunning red-headed girl who wants to be trained as a<br />
time scout. Initially he refuses, but that doesn't put her off. She goes flouncing through an illicit gate,<br />
and Carson has to go after her.<br />
<strong>The</strong> book is a simple sense of wonder story with no depth at all. That is not criticism, it is praise. Nothing<br />
can beat a simple, exciting story which is simply and excitingly told. I loved it.