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Ah -- so now I was having earthquakes in my teeth. I wasn't reassured.<br />

"Can you do anything with it?"<br />

"Oh yes, fix it in a jiffy. Nice clean break, no sign of decay, soon get it back together. Do you want a local<br />

anaesthetic?"<br />

Yes I wanted a local anaesthetic. I'm a coward about these things. GIVE ME DRUGS! Drugs were duly<br />

forthcoming...<br />

Stephen Baxter's Titan tells a profoundly moving story of the swansong of the American space effort.<br />

Paula Bennacerraf is in charge of the dismantling of the shuttle fleet. <strong>The</strong> space race is over, the glory<br />

days are gone and so is the money. But in these dying days, the Cassini probe reports anomalous<br />

findings on Titan, and Paula and Isaac Rosenberg (a scientist at JPL) suspect that life may have been<br />

discovered. Paula's budget is not large, but by playing politics here and calling in favours there, she and<br />

Rosenberg put together one last planetary mission. Rusting Saturn rockets, mothballed Apollo capsules<br />

and the few remaining shuttles are pressed into service.<br />

<strong>The</strong> novel is a grittily realistic account of a space mission; all the way from woe to go (and it forms a<br />

fitting companion piece to Baxter's earlier novel Voyage). <strong>The</strong> politics, the personalities and the<br />

technologies are brought vividly to life. <strong>The</strong> book grabbed hold of me and wouldn't let go -- though I<br />

could have done without the saccharine last chapter and the epilogue.<br />

I've always enjoyed the mainstream novels of Iain Banks (without the 'M'), but A Song of Stone simply<br />

doesn't work. It is set some time after a mysterious war. Armed gangs of ex-soldiers roam the land and<br />

refugees are an almost constant stream along the road by the castle. <strong>The</strong> occupants of the castle join<br />

the refugees, hoping to escape. However they are caught by the lieutenant of an outlaw band and<br />

returned to the castle where they are forced to minister to the outlaws. <strong>The</strong> novel explores the<br />

microcosm of this conflict (perhaps in relation to the macrocosm outside the castle walls). However the<br />

narrator is so cold and distant and unfeeling (other than in a very analytical way) that the novel never<br />

catches fire. It is unemotional and as a result is quite dull.<br />

In <strong>The</strong> Moon and the Sun, Vonda McIntyre tells one of the best alternate history stories I have ever<br />

read. To the court of Lois XIV in seventeenth century France comes Father Yves de la Croix, the Sun<br />

King's natural philosopher, returned from a voyage of discovery. He has brought back a living sea<br />

monster with a double tail, webbed hands, long tangled hair and a gargoyle face. <strong>The</strong> novel is partly<br />

about the scientific investigation of the sea monster by Yves and his sister Marie-Josephe, and partly<br />

about the politics of the Sun King's court. I remain ambivalent about the King -- all the way through the<br />

book I could never decide if he was weak or strong, wise or stupid. Was his conviction that immortality<br />

was the gift of the sea monster only an affectation, or was he genuinely a believer? Both interpretations<br />

can be convincingly argued. I suppose that makes him a consummate politician -- impure and far from<br />

simple.<br />

Yves proves to be a weak and stupid man, too easily manipulated by the political cynics at court. His<br />

sister Marie-Joseph, despite her naiveté was far wiser, and a considerably better scientist. <strong>The</strong><br />

relationship she builds with Sherzad the sea monster is the core of the book, and with Sherzad Vonda<br />

McIntyre has again demonstrated her usual enormous skill at making the alien and unfamiliar acceptable,<br />

understandable and even sympathetic.<br />

Soon my jaw was numbing nicely and the dentist bustled around preparing the usual assortment of<br />

devices that gave every appearance of having been patented by Torquemada. <strong>The</strong>n it was time to begin.<br />

"Open wide."<br />

First we had the ultrasonic drill and the water spray. That wasn't too bad. <strong>The</strong>n we had the grinding of a<br />

more ordinary drill.

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