Triffids Beard 2 - The Bearded Triffid
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Microsoftie<br />
Phoenixine Eighty-Three, August 1996<br />
I began the month with a particularly boring book which I only bought because it was on special, but I<br />
really shouldn't have bothered. Microsoft Secrets purports to take the lid off Microsoft's corporate<br />
strategy and to reveal the methods that have made it such a successful company. Well, I suppose that it<br />
does just that and to that I end I guess the book fulfils its stated purpose. But it is written in such turgid,<br />
mind-numbingly boring prose that few people will ever manage to struggle through it. <strong>The</strong>re are valuable<br />
lessons to be learned here and the book really and truly does contain many nuggets of gold. It certainly<br />
places Microsoft in its historical perspective and analyses quite keenly the tactical advantages that the<br />
company has gained for itself in its pursuit of its long term strategic goals. <strong>The</strong> way the thing works is<br />
eye opening (and the descriptions of just how the products are developed had its fascinations, given<br />
that I am a programmer and I have a natural interest in how these things work). How such a deeply<br />
interesting topic can be rendered so stultifyingly dull is quite a conundrum. But the authors succeed<br />
despite themselves. <strong>The</strong> book is a perfect object lesson in how not to write.<br />
In urgent need of something to prevent my eyes glazing over I turned to Wild Side by Stephen Gould,<br />
an author you may well not have heard of. Every so often, I deliberately buy a book by an author I have<br />
never read before, just to keep the interest up. Mostly there are very good reasons why I have never<br />
heard of the author, but just occasionally I strike it lucky. About three years ago I read Jumper and was<br />
immediately hooked. Not that it did me any good, Gould immediately fell silent and produced nothing<br />
else. Imagine my delight when a new novel appeared. Even though it was a quite expensive hardback, I<br />
bought it immediately and I was not disappointed. Charlie has inherited a farm from his uncle. Just<br />
behind a heavy wooden door hidden at the back of an old barn, he discovers a tunnel into an alternate<br />
Earth where mankind seems never to have evolved. <strong>The</strong> world is a primitive paradise. Animals and birds<br />
long since extinct on our own world are here in abundant numbers in the unspoiled wilderness. This is<br />
the wild side and it is Charlie's to explore. But to explore a whole world you need equipment and money<br />
to buy the equipment. <strong>The</strong> secret is too big to keep and it isn't long before it leaks out. <strong>The</strong>n the<br />
fireworks really start as an unscrupulous government tries to take advantage of the situation.<br />
<strong>The</strong> story is a good old fashioned sense of wonder, edge of the seat, nail bitingly taut thriller and I<br />
couldn't put it down. Indeed, having finished it and therefore being forced to put it down, I immediately<br />
went and pulled Jumper down from the shelf and re-read it. It concerns a young boy who is able to<br />
teleport. <strong>The</strong> implications of the idea are examined in fascinating detail as the hero uses his talent to<br />
escape from various nasty situations. How he uses it to make a success of his life is the theme of the<br />
first part of the book. <strong>The</strong> use(and abuse) of his talent becomes more and more blatent. <strong>The</strong> secret is<br />
too big to keep and it isn't long before it leaks out. <strong>The</strong>n the fireworks really start as an unscrupulous<br />
government tries to take advantage of the situation.<br />
You may recognise the last two sentences. <strong>The</strong> last two paragraphs both finish with them. I am<br />
beginning to wonder if Gould is a one theme writer.<br />
Despite this cynicism, I still heartily recommend the books. <strong>The</strong>y are thematically linked, there is no doubt<br />
about that, but they both of them tell a rollicking good yarn, and I can forgive a lot of sins for that.<br />
And then I arrived home from work one day and sitting on my doorstep was a parcel of books from<br />
England and my cup ran over. <strong>The</strong> parcel contained the new Terry Pratchett novels -- Feet of Clay (a<br />
Discworld novel) and Johnny and the Bomb (the sequel, sort of, to Johnny and the Dead). Not only<br />
that, there was Dave Langford's quizbook as well (subtitled <strong>The</strong> Unseen University Challenge). I<br />
became incommunicado and sat down and wallowed in Pratchettiana.<br />
Feet of Clay is another story of the city guard. All our old favourite characters are here (together with<br />
a few new ones). <strong>The</strong>y are investigating a series of killings that seem to have been carried out by a<br />
golem. <strong>The</strong> curator of the Dwarf Bread Museum has been done to death with some battle bread. <strong>The</strong><br />
museum has exhibits of close combat crumpets and deadly throwing toast, and the curator has written<br />
the definitive work on offensive baking. Not surprisingly, Carrot finds it fascinating. <strong>The</strong>n he finds the