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novel with a lot of libertarian preaching and paeans in favour of how it is every person's right to go<br />

around armed to the teeth and blow away anybody who gives you offence (Smith is big in the gun<br />

lobby). Despite all that I actually enjoyed the book a lot -- unlike many people with an ideological axe to<br />

grind, Smith can write reasonably well and he tells an exciting tale. <strong>The</strong> broach of the title is a gate<br />

between alternate realities and the narrator of the story accidentally stumbles through from our world to<br />

a libertarian paradise on the other side. <strong>The</strong> hero is a homicide detective and the book is a gritty policeprocedural<br />

which never fails to entertain.<br />

My only gripe is that the alternate world on the other side of the broach is an alternate America which<br />

has arisen because of some changes in events that took place during and shortly after the American<br />

revolution. Presumably all American children learn this history at school, but I didn't and the historical<br />

minutiae discussed by the characters meant nothing to me. Smith made too many assumptions about<br />

the nature of his audience here.<br />

Full Spectrum 5 is the latest and least in what has been a distinguished anthology series. <strong>The</strong><br />

enormously fat book (593 pages) contains only two stories of merit. Jonathan Lethem's <strong>The</strong> Insipid<br />

Profession of Jonathan Hornebom and Gene Wolfe's <strong>The</strong> Ziggurat. Lethem's story is a deeply felt<br />

(and funny) homage to Heinlein's <strong>The</strong> Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag and if you haven't<br />

read it, much of Lethem's story will pass you by. Wolfe's story is ... a story by Gene Wolfe.<br />

Now that Robert Harris has made a name for himself as a best selling novelist, his earlier non-fiction<br />

works are starting to reappear on the bookshelves. Selling Hitler is the story of the Hitler diaries, one<br />

of the more notorious literary forgeries of modern times (it even eclipsed Clifford Irving's biography of<br />

Howard Hughes in notoriety). <strong>The</strong> story of how the diaries came into being is a fascinating story of<br />

greed and desperation. A journalist on Stern Magazine was a collector of Nazi memorabilia. He bought<br />

Hermann Goering's yacht when it came up for auction and rapidly went head over heels into debt trying<br />

to maintain and repair it and also populate it with Nazi paraphernalia. One thing lead to another. It is a<br />

story of greed and naivety. <strong>The</strong> only astonishing thing is that so many people were taken in for so long.<br />

A lot of distinguished people ended up with egg on their faces. That's what makes the story so<br />

fascinating. It isn't really about the Hitler Diaries -- it is much more a study of human frailties and our<br />

almost infinite capacity for believing what we want to believe despite the evidence to the contrary.<br />

As I drive around feeling cool with the air conditioning on, demonstrating how to make a yo-yo sleep,<br />

pointing at things and indulging in interesting computing, I am occasionally asked what books to<br />

recommend to those who express an interest in SF but don't know what to read next. I have several<br />

stock answers, but now that I have read Jack McDevitt's Ancient Shores I have another book to add to<br />

the list. Tom Lasker, ploughing his wheat fields, digs up the remains of a yacht. Thousands of years ago,<br />

during the last ice age, his wheat fields had been on the shoreline of an ancient sea. When the yacht<br />

turns out to be made of strange materials, and when subsequent excavation unearths an igloo-like<br />

structure with possible portals to other worlds, the truth has to be faced. We have been visited by<br />

aliens. <strong>The</strong> ideas of the book are common coin to us old, jaded SF fans. But seldom have they been<br />

handled as convincingly as they are here. This is the sort of thing that got us hooked in the first place<br />

and the magic still works.<br />

I started with a horror novel, so I'll end with one. Dean Koontz is incredibly prolific and his books tend<br />

towards a sameness of plot and character. I can seldom remember which I have read and which I have<br />

not and therefore I have mostly stopped buying them just in case I duplicate something already on my<br />

shelves. But Ticktock received glowing reviews which claimed that it was that most difficult of things, a<br />

screamingly funny horror novel. Well who could resist? Certainly not me. So I bought it and read it and I<br />

must admit that while I would not go as far in my praise as other reviewers, I did enjoy it. It is neither as<br />

funny nor as horrible as the reviews suggested, but it is certainly light-hearted. Tommy Phan, a<br />

Vietnamese national who has adopted America as his preferred homeland but who cannot escape the<br />

effects of his Vietnamese inheritance (and his Vietnamese family), finds a rag doll on his doorstep. Its<br />

thread eyes unravel and a demon with green eyes stares out at him. <strong>The</strong> chase is on! Tommy has until<br />

dawn to escape from a supernatural entity that grows larger and more fearsome as the night<br />

progresses.

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