Changeling - Players Guide.pdf
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Boggans<br />
Seelie Pooka: Silly fools waste too much time. All work<br />
and no play make boggans dull boys. If only they could give a<br />
hearty laugh from time to time, their bellies wouldn't stay so<br />
jiggly. Pull their ears and make bubbles in their beers. Still they<br />
only stare with indignation and shame. But for a good bit of<br />
gossip, the boggan will listen to a joke and even pretend to<br />
enjoy it. Then the fun is work and work is fun to the boggan.<br />
Unseelie Pooka: It's a wonder these tinkering idiots stay out<br />
of the Mists with as much time as they spend on mundane<br />
trivialities. Nothing's as much fun as messing up what they have<br />
cleaned or slipping a bit of oil into their mop water just to see them<br />
slip and slide around before they fall. Oh, and they roll so well!<br />
Eshu<br />
Seelie Pooka: Don't be fooled by their serious demeanor. The<br />
eshii loveagixxl prank as much as any —as long as the punchline<br />
is money in their pockets. No matter. It's the thought that counts.<br />
Besides, eshu tell wondrous, fantastic, incredible, chimerical tales.<br />
Good enough to make one's ears twitch. Hangout with an eshu, and<br />
adventure surely awaits just around the comer. An eshu's life for me!<br />
Unseelie Pooka: To see the wonders of the world, hook up with<br />
an eshu. If that's no good, just listen to their stories! But beware, for<br />
an eshu's temper runs red-hot, and if the pranks get too personal<br />
or too dangerous, they'll skin ya alive for it. No questions asked.<br />
Nockers<br />
Seelie Pooka: Why bother? These poor, lost souls crouch so<br />
close to Banality that they love machines more than people. They're<br />
gone, gone, gone. Piss-ants. They don't even fight the current. They<br />
embrace it, claiming to love their mundane little monstrosities,<br />
preferring to watch a lube job over a magical sunset. They spit sparks<br />
and cry gasoline — if they ever actually cry, that is. Which is<br />
doubtful. Don't understand them. And it's mutual. Why bother?<br />
Unseelie Pooka: Hock-toooey! It's a conspiracy, that's<br />
what it is. No way they're truly fae! They rank right up there<br />
with soap operas and detergent commercials. I know why<br />
they come around, to sap our Glamour, then turn around<br />
and reinvest it in Banality. A crank shaft here, a crank shaft<br />
there, here a shaft, there a shaft, everyone gets shafted!<br />
Redcap<br />
Seelie Pooka: Ow! Hot! Hot! Don't touch! Redcaps bite and<br />
sting, especially the rare literate ones. They are nightmares made<br />
manifest. Each one is on a mission to eat and destroy. Very<br />
counterproductive. Although they do make for good shock value.<br />
Hell of a way to wake up though, with a redcap in your face.<br />
Unseelie Pooka: Well, they sure don't fit anyone's<br />
concept of mundane, that's for sure, and I suppose ya gotta<br />
give 'em credit for that. But, geez, guys, get a sense of humor!<br />
Biting off fingers and faces isn't that original.<br />
Outlook<br />
Satyrs<br />
Seelie Pooka: Ride 'em, cowboy! Yeehaw! Let's party, dude!<br />
Their joy shines around them like dew on a bee's behind. An<br />
inspiration to one and all. How could anyone find fault with the<br />
satyrs? After all, they laugh at our jokes and join in our skits,<br />
even if their only thought is to seduce the hero or heroine. Who<br />
cares if their gaiety is purely self-centered ? Who minds that they<br />
have no thoughts for anything but their own crotches? In the<br />
end, they lift everyone's spirits, and that is enough to know.<br />
Unseelie Pooka: I have yet to find one sad hair on a satyr<br />
— and believe me, I've looked. Very refreshing. If joy were<br />
a cow, the satyrs would be the udders. I love these folks!<br />
Sidhe<br />
Seelie Pooka: Of all the great actors, the sidhe win the<br />
booby prize. So taken by themselves are they that they don't see<br />
the satire in what they do. Oh-so-serious, yet they, with their<br />
snotty manners and hoity-toity rules, produce the best comedy<br />
of all. Step up, Monsieur Jourdain, bourgeois gentilhomme, and<br />
take a bow. With snide comment and royal step you have slain<br />
the audience, sent them rolling in the aisles, clutching their<br />
guts and remembering why common is good.<br />
Unseelie Pooka: Okay, so what if plaguing the sidhe is our<br />
national pastime ? They deserve it. After all, their whole existence<br />
is a joke. They can hand it out, but can they take it ? No. They take<br />
it and take it and take it. Because we give it and give it and give<br />
it. That's our jobs, and besides, they're too damn serious.<br />
Sluagh<br />
Seelie Pooka: Ay, yi, yi, yi. Canta no llores. For singing is<br />
happy and happy is good. You'd be much more funny if only you<br />
would. Cajones. It's too late. They're dead, Jim. Thank goodness<br />
they keep to themselves. Let's hope they're not contagious.<br />
Unseelie Pooka: The world is going to shit, and these<br />
greasy schmucks are the flies. Even boggans are productive.<br />
These slimy worms don't do a damn thing. They don't laugh;<br />
they don't even get mad when you slip spiders down their<br />
dresses. How can you have any fun with a cold fish? Blechhh.<br />
Trolls<br />
Seelie Pooka: It is strongly recommended that you stand<br />
behind the trolls. Literally. Big and brawny, they'll go to the<br />
mat for smaller, weaker, gentler, sweeter, funnier,<br />
nicer...ahem...fae, like us. The best ally is a troll. Can't go<br />
wrong. And sometimes, they even exhibit a sense of humor!<br />
Unseelie Pooka: What can you say about trolls? They<br />
hold grudges, and their revenge usually isn't very much fun.<br />
They laugh at your pranks as long as they're directed at<br />
someone else, aren't terribly humiliating, and don't occur<br />
before they've had their first cup of coffee. I guess they're<br />
okay... most of the time.