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RaDical MiDDle - ColdType

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216 | denis beckett<br />

Big damn difference between those two.<br />

I blinked a bit, woke up, and reclaimed my magazine. Don<br />

obligingly stayed on but now under the guise “associate editor”,<br />

publishing shorthand for “person who has uses but does not<br />

claim any pay.”<br />

Soon, never mind that once again there didn’t seem to be<br />

much pay around the place, Don didn’t need any pay. He had<br />

done a remarkable thing. He created a paid lecture circuit to<br />

plug his radical free-enterprise philosophy.<br />

The convention had been that for journos and academics<br />

a bit of speech-making was an honour; you got a free lunch<br />

and a presentation tie and considered yourself esteemed.<br />

Don, at thirty, somersaulted convention. He promoted himself<br />

unabashedly and got companies to pay him – “as much for a<br />

half-hour as I got in a month at Frontline”, he enjoyed saying –<br />

to hear his eulogy to free enterprise. The Speakers association<br />

owes him a statue. (Sadly it will be a statue of a 32-year-old.<br />

Don’s car, with hired driver, slipped off a mountain pass on his<br />

way to a speech in the Drakensberg.)<br />

The first thing Don did as associate editor was much more<br />

valuable to me than anything he’d done as editor. He read my<br />

story on the car breaking down and said “run it in the next<br />

edition”. I was scandalised. a respectable editor did not publish<br />

his own picture. a respectable editor did not announce his own<br />

awards. a respectable editor certainly did not inflict readers<br />

with what would be 30 pages of his own family’s holiday tale.<br />

Don fought his case with fury, and enlisted NomaV, and then<br />

rachel by long distance, and I became disrespectable.<br />

Don then did an edit job, a thing he did in Olympic class. He’d<br />

take my a4 pages, copy them onto the middle of a big a3, and<br />

draw lines, in different colours. He needed the colours because<br />

he could have 200 observations on the page. One might be a<br />

single letter, “parallel” ringed in green with a line to a green<br />

“l”; one might be a thousand-word argument on why a line or<br />

paragraph should be cut or amplified or changed.<br />

The car story appeared in april 1990. I knew, quietly, that

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