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36 | denis beckett<br />

distress when city-statelets were floated as a way of avoiding<br />

South african citizenship for South african people.<br />

as the Ten kept consuming headlines like grassfire, wild<br />

rumours ran. This was a communist and/or Black consciousness<br />

plot to spearhead the revolution; World was transmitting the<br />

committee’s revolutionary instructions in code to guerillas<br />

around the country.<br />

at a dinner one night I listened to an earnest account, “direct<br />

from the Special Branch”, of the mechanisms by which we had<br />

done this. The secret was vertical reading, said the Special<br />

Branch’s confidant: you read downward, third letter of each<br />

line. There you’d find sentences like “plant a limpet mine in<br />

Braamfontein Wimpy today”. He knew; he’d checked.<br />

I contemplated with hilarity the thought of getting this code<br />

past (a) the right-wing english-immigrant sub-editors, and<br />

(b) the typesetting department. The Special Branch’s alleged<br />

confidant got sour when I raised this, but it won his audience<br />

over. One round to me. I had the suspicion that more rounds<br />

were coming.<br />

Then Manie Mulder, chairman of the Soweto authority, the<br />

West rand Board, archly announced that the committee was<br />

really a “committee of Ten Plus One”. conspiracy theories shot<br />

into the stratosphere.<br />

The world, with a small w, took it that Mulder meant Percy,<br />

who got touchy about this, having had nil personal part and<br />

being highly ambivalent about Weekend World’s role and more<br />

particularly aggrey’s.<br />

a few people at World thought Mulder meant me,<br />

acknowledging the Nat faith that it took whitey stirrers to<br />

make darkeys grumpy. So did at least one person not at World.<br />

One day my secretary Nomavenda Mathiane did acrobatics at<br />

her phone, gesticulating to get my attention and mouthing<br />

“recorder! recorder!” with her hand over the mouthpiece. I<br />

took a while to decipher; it would take a big while to round up<br />

a tape recorder. In school afrikaans with english vowels she<br />

said to the phone, “Nee, wag, hier is hy nou.” (No, wait, here

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