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“I—”<br />
“C’mon boy . . . spit it out!”<br />
A large, hairy paw appeared on my shoulder and I turned to see Orca standing<br />
next to me. “Y’all leave him alone . . . he did just fine. Hosed down a coupla SAMs<br />
near Mosul and didn’t lose sighta me once.”<br />
Catcalls and booing followed that pronouncement, but Orca just smiled. “And<br />
he didn’t shit his pants when the Patriot tried to kill him. In fact”—he winked at me<br />
—“the kid armed up and tried to roll in and strafe the damn thing!”<br />
Slight stretch of the facts there, but we lived by the 10 Percent Rule (only 10<br />
percent of any story had to be true) and, in fact, I hadn’t shit all over myself like<br />
the two tanker pilots.<br />
More catcalls but everyone laughed and cheered. Arms grabbed my shoulders<br />
and propelled me up to the bar. MooMan grinned at me and raised his glass. “To<br />
the Elephant!” We clinked and I drank. Then gagged. He chuckled.<br />
“What . . . is this . . . stuff” I wheezed as my eyes glazed over.<br />
“Applecorn . . . with some Jeremiah Weed for flavor.”<br />
Apfelkorn was a thick, sweet liqueur beloved by American fighter squadrons in<br />
Germany. Jeremiah Weed was a pet drink of fighter pilots everywhere, along with<br />
Jack Daniel’s and Drambuie. Individually they were bearable, but mixed together<br />
they were nearly lethal.<br />
There was lots of action all around, and I sat and watched, happy to be one of<br />
the boys. To be part of any elite group is something you can carry with you for the<br />
rest of your life. At first it’s all about ego and “making it.” But that gets beaten out<br />
of you one way or another, as others quit, wash out, or die. In the end, if you make<br />
it, you’re left with the greatest prizes of all: the quiet respect of your peers and the<br />
knowledge that you have nothing left to prove to anyone but yourself. I took<br />
another cautious sip of the horrible stuff and thought how lucky we were to be part<br />
of this. Bases back in the States were full of fighter pilots who were home with<br />
their wives tonight and wishing they were us.<br />
I was proud. As I saw it then, America’s interests had been threatened and we’d<br />
been brought in to solve the problem. Iraq had the fourth largest military in the<br />
world, hundreds of jet fighters, thousands of SAMs, and we’d just kicked open the<br />
front door. They’d actually shaken their hairy fist at the most powerful country on<br />
Earth—basically, gave the United States the big middle finger—and today we’d<br />
snapped it off at the knuckle. Tomorrow we’d go and cut off their balls.<br />
And here I was, to do it.<br />
Off to my right, beyond some tables, a huge group was playing Crud. This is a