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the flight controls working. Everything else looked bad.<br />
At 4,900 feet above the runway, at 0602:30, I keyed the mike.<br />
“Beni Suef Tower . . . Beni Tower . . . MAKO Four One . . .”<br />
I was now about a mile southwest of the field in a wide, shallow descending<br />
turn. Flying was all by the seat of my pants at this point. Distance and altitude . . .<br />
distance and altitude. I could see where I needed to be, and my hands worked to<br />
make it happen. Flameout landings were a huge part of F-16 non-tactical training.<br />
We practiced this technique repeatedly, day or night, in all weather and from<br />
random positions. But in the back of your head, in training, you know that if you<br />
completely ass it up, your engine still works and you won’t crash or eject.<br />
Not this time. Although the engine was still running, the smell was worse, and I<br />
knew I’d never be able to go around and attempt it again. I was trying not to think<br />
about the Egyptian Air Force’s incompetent maintenance. There were thousands of<br />
spinning turbine blades, millions of micro-combustions, and miles of tubing,<br />
conduit, and wiring running beneath my feet. All repaired by Arabs, who generally<br />
didn’t read their own language, much less six-inch-thick manuals written in<br />
technical English. This was another reason I didn’t want to try the ejection seat.<br />
“What the fuck am I doing here . . .” I muttered as I rolled and adjusted my<br />
flight path. I was holding about 250 knots and steadily dropping. Jets don’t glide<br />
well. The oil gauge now read zero pressure and the cockpit smelled like the inside<br />
of an oil can. But no smoke yet.<br />
At 0602:34, I put the gear handle down and felt two belated “thumps.”<br />
Eyeballing the landing-gear lights, I saw only two lights. No nose gear. Perfect.<br />
Then the tower decided to wake up.<br />
“Mahhko . . . Mahhko . . . theese Bani Toweler . . . you call” The Egyptian<br />
sounded sleepy.<br />
I swallowed and took a deep breath.<br />
“MAKO Four One . . . Base Key . . . Emergency,” I answered calmly. I mean,<br />
you have to sound good, even in Egypt.<br />
I was now about two miles southwest of the runway, passing 3,000 feet, and still<br />
no nose gear. I pumped the stick a few times to help it down but still had no light. It<br />
didn’t matter. Dumping the nose to keep my speed up, I steepened the turn and<br />
came around to point at the runway, just as the tower controller went bat-shit.<br />
“Mahhko . . . WHAT” he screamed. Arabs generally aren’t known for their<br />
ability to stay calm, cool, and collected.<br />
“Say ageeen . . . you have . . . mish’killah” He reverted to Arabic in his panic,<br />
although what he had to be excited about was beyond me. I was the one riding the