A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

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Now I have absolutely no problem with Yvonne
referring to me as Ma’am, in fact I insist upon it.
Yvonne and Janet spent seven years as
inmates of the facility and are loathsome and odious
cretins. During the dark days of Operation Scorched
Arse they served in Elite and were the principal’s of
the heinous Secret Sorority of Serial Spankers. With
the sponsorship of Patty Hodge and Katie their
assignment was to make life miserable for the
inmates and cut as many pairs of bumbags to tatters
as humanly possible.
They both caned me a time or two and I can
assure you that they made it an even more
disagreeable experience than usual.
After their release from Woodys they
apparently returned to their roots and threw their
bumbags back in the ring with the Confederacy of
Yoofs. Somewhere along the way the thought it
would be a wizard wheeze to go into the kidnapping
business.
Fortunately the Yoofs enlisted the assistance of
a bunch of incompetent Scouser’s and it all went
pear-shaped in a heartbeat. Yvonne and Janet were
captured and returned to the Unit for their
participation in this fiasco.
Now the once mighty Commandants of the SS
are reduced to the role of permanent grubbies. They
are responsible for maintenance and cleaning of the
facility and each day they are also required to provide
relief grubbing support on the Elite landing.
By and large the inmates are not a vindictive
bunch but it would be impossible not to harbor some