A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

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Janet Mitchell is an odious and spineless
creature. For years she was Yvonne’s lieutenant in the
Confederacy of Yoofs and when they were inmates
she was in charge of dirty ops. She generally made
sure she was in the company of her enforcers Ivan
the Terrible and Spanker Spage when she got up to
her nefarious activities.
One time a few years ago I caught her out and
about on her own trying to strong-arm protection
money out of one of the grubbies. I intervened and
Janet tried to get haughty with me so I biffed her on
the snooter, which took her by surprise as she is quite
a lot taller than me. She boo-hooed like a baby.
As a result of this little altercation we were
both sentenced to be publicly flogged. Now I have to
tell you a public flogging is tough duty but we are
Woody gals and we are expected to accept our fate
with a certain degree of stoic pride. Clearly Janet
never got the email. In Ms Lawton’s office she made a
complete ass of herself weeping and pleading and
putting all the blame on me.
Now Ms Lawton was a wily bird and she was
having none of it. She knew that I only went into the
hooter bopping business with good reason. She told
Janet to quit with the waterworks and when Mitch the
Bitch continued to blub the Grand Dame put her over
her knee and gave her something to blub about.
It was even worse in the hall. We were
sentenced to nine strokes each. I went first. Ms
Lawton was an expert with a cane and she whopped
the piss out of me. Now this might have been rather
pleasant under different circumstances, a damned