A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit
A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit
A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit
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18<br />
Div<strong>in</strong>ely Bonkers<br />
I take ano<strong>the</strong>r quick sp<strong>in</strong> around <strong>the</strong> campus<br />
<strong>to</strong> check for signs <strong>of</strong> mischief or malfeasance. <strong>The</strong><br />
recreation area is quite crowded with groups <strong>of</strong> gals<br />
play<strong>in</strong>g, poker, whist, g<strong>in</strong> rummy and backgammon.<br />
Bernadette and Lisa are m<strong>in</strong>gl<strong>in</strong>g. Every now and<br />
aga<strong>in</strong> Bernadette would reach under her skirt and<br />
extract a sheaf <strong>of</strong> bank-notes and make her pay-outs.<br />
Lisa religiously recorded each transaction on her<br />
smart-phone.<br />
I decide <strong>to</strong> go upstairs and change my blouse.<br />
As I enter <strong>the</strong> Elite land<strong>in</strong>g I can hear Lady Derby<br />
berat<strong>in</strong>g Yvonne and Janet for sub-standard grubb<strong>in</strong>g.<br />
I can also hear Yvonne argu<strong>in</strong>g petulantly. F<strong>in</strong>ally<br />
Derby runs out <strong>of</strong> patience.<br />
“If you would prefer I can write you up for<br />
slack<strong>in</strong>g and Miss Mor<strong>to</strong>n will take you up <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
library for six when she comes back from tra<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g,”<br />
she snaps.<br />
“Noooooooooooo!!!” I hear Mitch <strong>the</strong> Bitch<br />
wail. What a muff.