A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon
Penny Ann had the misfortune of being elected
Red-shirt during a dark period in Woody history
known as Operation Scorched Arse. Poor Pen, she
was the last person who wanted the job but the
prevailing politics of the time left her with no
alternative other than to accept the commission. She
had a dreadful time of it trying to curb the heinous
activities of Patty’s sponsored goons from the Secret
Sorority of Serial Spankers, aka, the SS.
Pen picks up a riding hat, leather gloves and
her crop. I envy her. There is nothing more
invigorating than a long hard ride across the Downs
after a week in the lecture rooms.
As we are leaving the apartment we happen
upon Claire coming down the stairs. She is also
dressed for the ride.
“So you’re going to risk putting you bum in the
saddle,” I giggle.
She grimaces a little. “I am still absolutely
sizzling,” she groans, “but if I let a sore arse get in
my way I’d never get anything done.”
Spoken like a true Woody gal.
I watch Pen and Claire’s retreating backs as
they head towards the stables and return to my
rounds.
Across the quad I see Ronnie and Reggie
coming out the main building. Surprisingly they are
arm in arm.
I amble over to meet them.
“How was it?” I ask.
“She whops …” started Ronnie.