A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit
A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit
A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit
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59<br />
Charlotte Barber is a very good th<strong>in</strong>g and as<br />
sound as a trout. She doesn’t make unnecessary<br />
trouble for anybody.<br />
“Thanks Charlie,” I sigh. “I’ll take it from here.”<br />
I walk over <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> tw<strong>in</strong>s and reach <strong>in</strong><strong>to</strong> my<br />
blazer pocket. This is a part <strong>of</strong> my job that I detest.<br />
<strong>The</strong> pro<strong>to</strong>cols require me <strong>to</strong> formally red card <strong>the</strong>m,<br />
so I palm <strong>the</strong> card and try <strong>to</strong> do it with as little drama<br />
as possible.<br />
“Come along,” I tell <strong>the</strong>m, “Let’s get you up <strong>to</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> library. I’ll contact Miss Mor<strong>to</strong>n and she’ll be along<br />
<strong>to</strong> beat you at her earliest convenience. Now let’s be<br />
sensible, I don’t want any push<strong>in</strong>g, prodd<strong>in</strong>g or<br />
pok<strong>in</strong>g on <strong>the</strong> way or I will be obliged <strong>to</strong> take you up<br />
before <strong>the</strong> Grand Master. Now lower your arms and<br />
cut along sharpish. I’ll be right beh<strong>in</strong>d you.”<br />
I pull out my smartphone and speed-dial Debs.<br />
Derby answers <strong>the</strong> call.<br />
“This is Miss Mor<strong>to</strong>n’s assistant, how my I help<br />
you?” she says <strong>in</strong> her ref<strong>in</strong>ed aris<strong>to</strong>cratic accent.<br />
“Derby, you know who it is for gawds sake,<br />
<strong>the</strong>re is no need for this formality, where’s Debs?” I<br />
try not <strong>to</strong> sound <strong>to</strong>o snappy. Lady Hunt<strong>in</strong>g<strong>to</strong>n has<br />
written her own script and dances <strong>to</strong> her own<br />
drummer and who am I <strong>to</strong> criticize?<br />
“Miss Mor<strong>to</strong>n is <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> shower,” responds<br />
Derby, apparently oblivious <strong>to</strong> my terseness. “Do you<br />
require her <strong>to</strong> mobilize <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> library?”<br />
<strong>The</strong>re is little doubt <strong>in</strong> my m<strong>in</strong>d that if she<br />
wasn’t banged up <strong>in</strong> <strong>Woody</strong>s that she would be an<br />
<strong>in</strong>mate at <strong>the</strong> Home for <strong>the</strong> Bewildered. She is<br />
certifiably bark<strong>in</strong>g.