A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

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on the bare bottom in front of several hundred
witnesses taking my clothes off to recite Shakespeare
did not seem the least bit intimidating.” I keep an eye
out for that kind of thing.
Derby has always been in the news. She was
bestowed with her curious name after her father rode
the winner at Ascot just minutes before his wife gave
birth to his only daughter. For some reason the Great
Unwashed could not get enough of Derby stories
which were largely filled with accounts of her
expulsions from numerous expensive boarding
schools at a rate which makes my own educational
record seem relatively stable.
She is the youngest woman ever to be sent to
Woodys after she was arrested by the Dark Agents at
a private party at the family pile on her eighteenth
birthday. Her schooling coincided with the abolition of
corporal punishment but in the days preceding the
change in the law she managed to accumulate a
creditable tally of whops and was probably on the
road to greatness.
In contrast Michelle is oldest woman to be sent
to Woodys, in fact it is only a loop-hole exploited by
the Dark Agents that makes her incarceration legal.
She had previously served a term at the Ripley
Back to School Unit and was released on probation.
Somewhere along the way she went to Canada for a
short trip and managed to miss her flight home. She
became known as the ‘Runaway Ladette’. I’m not
sure of all the details but somehow she ended up
being featured on some photographer’s web-site in a
series of deliciously erotic poses. Unfortunately for
Michelle some old perv from the Dark Agents