A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

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Rude, Grumpy and Foul-Mouthed
The floor below the Elite landing houses more
studies that are occupied by the Phase Five and Six
inmates. They are smaller than the upstairs suites
and each small room has two single beds, a couple of
work-stations and a small en-suite bathroom. They
may be small but they are considerably better than
the open-plan dorms we slept in during the first years
of our sentences.
I shared a study with Jojo for two years which
was a lot of fun. Jojo is kind of the life-force amongst
the community and our study was always as busy as
Grand Central Station. I can’t tell you how much
mischief and mayhem was plotted in our little study.
Glorious times.
Halfway along the Phase 6 landing I stop and
poke my head around the door of the study occupied
by Bernadette Summers and Lisa Sutton.
The two gals are seated on their beds
surrounded by piles of bank-notes. Bernadette, or the
Bounder, as she is better known is the campus