A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit
A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit
A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit
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A <strong>Life</strong> <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>Day</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Nixdown</strong> <strong>Nixon</strong><br />
I go down <strong>the</strong> steps and walk across <strong>the</strong> quad<br />
<strong>to</strong> greet <strong>the</strong>m. <strong>The</strong>y both avail <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> services <strong>of</strong> my<br />
clobber consultant and are immaculately attired <strong>in</strong><br />
<strong>Woody</strong> Clobber, Spanky is small and elf<strong>in</strong> and even if<br />
you didn’t know her you would suspect that she is a<br />
real m<strong>in</strong>x. By contrast Christy is tall and elegant and<br />
could doubtless make a career as a super-model if<br />
she was so <strong>in</strong>cl<strong>in</strong>ed.<br />
We exchange hugs and <strong>the</strong> Spanky reaches<br />
back <strong>in</strong><strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> car and extracts an animal transporter.<br />
“We’re fly<strong>in</strong>g directly <strong>to</strong> Zurich when we leave<br />
here on Monday. Christy has been <strong>in</strong>vited as guest<br />
discipl<strong>in</strong>arian at a gala d<strong>in</strong>ner <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Swiss Woodettes<br />
League. Unfortunately Cathy is host<strong>in</strong>g a spank<strong>in</strong>g<br />
happen<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> F<strong>in</strong>land, and Karen is look<strong>in</strong>g after <strong>the</strong><br />
Café,” she says by way <strong>of</strong> explanation, “Jojo and <strong>the</strong><br />
Grand Master said that <strong>the</strong>y will look after Cedric<br />
while I’m away.”<br />
Cedric is an African Grey parrot and he talks a<br />
lot. However, Cedric is not much given <strong>to</strong> mak<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong><br />
normal ‘pretty Polly’ type comments. His vocabulary is<br />
strictly limited <strong>to</strong> mak<strong>in</strong>g astute observations about<br />
spank<strong>in</strong>g. I suppose that is hardly surpris<strong>in</strong>g<br />
consider<strong>in</strong>g that he has been hand-reared by a diehard<br />
spankette like Spanky.<br />
Spanky Botts is a remarkable character and is<br />
responsible for promot<strong>in</strong>g what has become widely<br />
known as <strong>the</strong> Whops and Clobber zeitgeist. After <strong>the</strong><br />
tribunal she established <strong>the</strong> www.woodettes.com<br />
web-site and later opened Café <strong>Woody</strong>s, a water<strong>in</strong>ghole<br />
designed specifically <strong>to</strong> satisfy <strong>the</strong> needs <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
<strong>in</strong>ternational spankette set. Christy Cranfield is her
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