A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit
A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit
A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit
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always sign up for a position <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> family’s quality<br />
control division.<br />
Now suitably accessorized for my day as <strong>the</strong><br />
Duty Moni<strong>to</strong>r I stroll down <strong>the</strong> land<strong>in</strong>g <strong>to</strong> Lady<br />
Vic<strong>to</strong>ria’s study <strong>to</strong> see whe<strong>the</strong>r she is ready.<br />
Lady Vix is swallow<strong>in</strong>g down <strong>the</strong> dregs <strong>of</strong> her<br />
c<strong>of</strong>fee, presumably supplied by <strong>the</strong> good <strong>of</strong>fices <strong>of</strong><br />
Derby and burn<strong>in</strong>g a cigarette. She is dressed <strong>in</strong> a<br />
deep red silk blouse with black pip<strong>in</strong>g around <strong>the</strong><br />
collar and a short black flared skirt. She wears a black<br />
tie around her neck that she has not yet got around<br />
<strong>to</strong> fasten<strong>in</strong>g.<br />
“Morn<strong>in</strong>g,” she half-yawns, “Give me a few<br />
m<strong>in</strong>utes and we’ll get <strong>the</strong> fawk<strong>in</strong>’ show on <strong>the</strong> road,”<br />
she drawls <strong>in</strong> her aris<strong>to</strong>cratic voice.<br />
I tell her that <strong>the</strong>re is no hurry and bum one <strong>of</strong><br />
her fags.<br />
I have known Vix s<strong>in</strong>ce <strong>the</strong> Ladette days when<br />
Jojo and I used <strong>to</strong> party <strong>to</strong>ge<strong>the</strong>r with <strong>the</strong> likes <strong>of</strong> Cat<br />
and Melons. Glorious days when we worked like<br />
demons all day and tripped <strong>the</strong> light fantastic all<br />
night. Before she was arrested and banged up at<br />
<strong>Woody</strong>s, for danc<strong>in</strong>g naked <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> founta<strong>in</strong>s <strong>of</strong><br />
Trafalgar Square on her twenty-first birthday, I had<br />
<strong>the</strong> privilege <strong>of</strong> attend<strong>in</strong>g several <strong>of</strong> her New-Years<br />
Eve balls at her fa<strong>the</strong>r’s pile. I th<strong>in</strong>k that Vic<strong>to</strong>ria’s<br />
family has an even longer heritage than Derby’s.<br />
Bromp<strong>to</strong>n Castle was built back <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> n<strong>in</strong>th or tenth<br />
century and is a ra<strong>the</strong>r e<strong>the</strong>real spot on <strong>the</strong> <strong>to</strong>p <strong>of</strong> a<br />
hill with panoramic views <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Bromp<strong>to</strong>n estate. <strong>The</strong><br />
<strong>in</strong>terior has mostly been renovated and modernized<br />
but thankfully <strong>the</strong> Bromp<strong>to</strong>n family has had <strong>the</strong> good<br />
sense <strong>to</strong> keep <strong>the</strong> dungeons <strong>in</strong>tact and I have spent