A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit
A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit
A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit
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55<br />
I remember that G<strong>in</strong>ger had <strong>to</strong>ld me that she<br />
got six on <strong>the</strong> silks from Melons last night.<br />
“Weren’t you on duty?” I ask Melanie.<br />
“I was,” she expla<strong>in</strong>ed. “I’d just come <strong>of</strong>f shift<br />
and was about <strong>to</strong> turn <strong>in</strong> when Claire called me from<br />
Gabriels. She had some stud-muff<strong>in</strong> on <strong>the</strong> hook and<br />
needed someone <strong>to</strong> distract his buddy so I went over<br />
for a cocktail or three. Somehow we misscommunicated<br />
and nei<strong>the</strong>r <strong>of</strong> us phoned Ellen and <strong>the</strong><br />
next th<strong>in</strong>g we knew we were due for a whopp<strong>in</strong>g. Put<br />
a bit <strong>of</strong> a wet squib on <strong>the</strong> even<strong>in</strong>g.”<br />
“Put a wet squib on a lot <strong>of</strong> th<strong>in</strong>gs,” sighed<br />
Claire. “I’m supposed <strong>to</strong> ride po<strong>in</strong>t this afternoon and<br />
<strong>the</strong> prospect <strong>of</strong> sitt<strong>in</strong>g my arse <strong>in</strong> a saddle is not very<br />
attractive.”<br />
I giggle. “You’ve got an arse like lea<strong>the</strong>r sis,” I<br />
tease her, “how many times have I seen you go over<br />
your Ma’s knee and <strong>the</strong>n get right back <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> saddle<br />
and w<strong>in</strong> a major event?”<br />
Claire blushes slightly and mutters someth<strong>in</strong>g<br />
<strong>in</strong>audible, but she can’t deny that I’m right. Watch<strong>in</strong>g<br />
Claire be<strong>in</strong>g spanked was a common occurrence when<br />
we rid<strong>in</strong>g on <strong>the</strong> circuit and her Ma didn’t believe <strong>in</strong><br />
little paddy whack<strong>in</strong>g’s. When she put Claire over her<br />
knee she meant bus<strong>in</strong>ess. It was fasc<strong>in</strong>at<strong>in</strong>g stuff.<br />
“Is Rosemary around?” asks Melons.<br />
I nod. “She’s probably upstairs swapp<strong>in</strong>g<br />
cyber-spit with <strong>the</strong> Foxy-one,” I tell <strong>the</strong>m. “M<strong>in</strong>d if I<br />
tag along and <strong>in</strong>spect <strong>the</strong> damage?”<br />
I watch as Melanie spreads herself out across<br />
Rosemary Booker’s lap. Rosie folds back <strong>the</strong> hem <strong>of</strong><br />
Melanie’s skirt and <strong>the</strong>n, very carefully, rolls down her