A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

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partner and the resident ‘Mistress of Discipline’.
Christy is ideally suited for this line of work.
She was the President of Posh, the equivalent
of Headgal, at the notoriously strict Queensgate
Academy boarding school. Apparently she had
frequent reason to cane Debs who was a pupil at the
school and Deborah says that she always caned very
hard.
On several occasions Christy has been kind
enough to join Penny Ann and I in the stables so that
we could sample her wares and I can assure you that
for once Deborah was not exaggerating. Christy
Cranfield is the mistress of the rod. Penny Ann is not
quite as partial to having her bum whapped as I am
and after an initial experimental six of the best she
has declined to allow her bum within six feet of
Christy’s cane.
I, on the other hand, found the experience
divinely delicious and might well feel inclined to avail
of Christy’s skills sometime over the weekend.
I help Christy with their bags while Spanky
takes Cedric over to the Grand Master’s quarters
where they have installed a cage.
Spanky and Christy pay serious quantities of
wedge for the privilege of staying at the unit.
Ostensibly they are employed as IT consultants but in
actuality they come here to get their kicks and to
savor the full Woody experience. I tell you, they are
both certifiably barking.
As we cross the quad wheeling the cases the
conversation turns to whops and I inform her that