A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

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Within minutes Rosemary totters out from the
kitchen area. Her pretty moon-face is flushed and she
looks slightly shell-shocked. She is dressed in an
electric pink chef’s blouson, black cargo baggies and a
matching beanie.
“I hate that fucking spatula,” she mutters.
“Let me guess, you were late for kitchen duty
because you were on-line gabbing with the Foxyone,”
I observe.
She just nods and wriggles over to a tray full
of used beakers that need to be put in the dishwasher.
Dotty Hammell is the Dame in Charge of
Gastronomic Affairs. She is an absolute dote and very
minx-friendly. However the one thing that she will not
tolerate is tardy-timekeeping.
Rosemary is one of the most disorganized gals
that I have ever met and her inability to maintain
schedules has played merry hell with her bumbags in
the past. Her natural inclination for leaving things to
the last minute has not been improved by the added
distraction of her on-line affair with her cyber-lothario
who operates under the nickname of the Silver Fox.
Rosemary wriggles back towards the kitchen
carrying her load. I have no doubt that she is in
considerable discomfort. The wooden spatula was
first introduced during Wooden Saturday during the
Great Spank-off and proved to be the Achilles heel of
some of the Unit’s most whop-hardened veterans.
The broad flat head packs an incredible amount of
smart and sting.