A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

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I grin. “Looks like you have them under
control,” I tell her. “I just stopped by to freshen up
and change my blouse.”
“Would you like some assistance Ma’am?” she
asks keenly. “Why don’t you touch up your make-up
while I lay out a new blouse for you and then I can
brush your hair?”
I do my best to suppress a smile. Lady Derby
Huntington is a very queer fish and has more than a
few bats loose in the belfry. I have never seen
anybody so committed to the fine art of grubbing.
When she arrived at Woodys nobody knew what to
expect. She was the ‘It’ gal of the Ladette party scene
and has been in the news since her mother gave birth
just minutes after her father had just won the Derby.
Her chaps are incredibly wealthy and they boast the
largest staff of butlers, footmen and maids in the
nation.
I suppose we expected a spoiled brat but
nothing could be further from the truth. She is just
simply divinely bonkers. And by the way this is a
young lady who really enjoys whops, and I mean
REALLY enjoys them.