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By: Vicki Wentz / Vicki’s Voice<br />
Everyone’s back in school, including me. No,<br />
not as in taking classes to become, say, a<br />
doctor, but as in teaching classes so that I can<br />
afford to go to the doctor.<br />
I’m very excited to return to the classroom, especially to teaching<br />
middle and high school<br />
students, because I’ve<br />
been totally out of the<br />
loop on what’s cool<br />
nowadays...for example,<br />
it’s probably not cool to<br />
say “nowadays.”<br />
There were several<br />
things that precipitated<br />
my return to the<br />
classroom as a substitute<br />
teacher, things which<br />
seem to be telling me<br />
that Someone Up There<br />
thinks it’s a good idea.<br />
First of all, contrary<br />
to popular belief (well,<br />
contrary to a belief that<br />
was popular with me)<br />
writing newspaper/magazine columns does not mean instant fame<br />
followed by incredible wealth. Of course, many columnists also write<br />
books which may bring the incredible wealth - and I have been severely<br />
lacking in such productions.<br />
Which brings me to my second “sign” from above. I am submitting<br />
a children’s book to a publisher this week, and I am scared to death<br />
of being rejected! I thought I had the right frame of mind to handle<br />
42<br />
Following All the Signs Back to the Classroom<br />
What A Show!<br />
The cast from our Afternoon Affair show last month at Congregation<br />
Ner Tamid. The show was a joint collaboration between The Vegas Voice,<br />
Congregation Ner Tamid and Carnegie Heights of Henderson.<br />
As Steve Soiferman from Carnegie Heights proclaimed: “What a<br />
tremendous event! The audience members were dancing in the aisles!<br />
Performers (L to R): Barbara Brighton, Renee Hale, Pete Peterkin &<br />
Vegas Voice Entertainment Director and host Jonny Bird.<br />
Photo: Courtesy David Weinstein.<br />
November 2023<br />
rejections. Turns out I’m a tad bit of a whiny weenie wimp (that’s<br />
alliteration; don’t tell me I can’t write!).<br />
I mean, Einstein’s Theory of Relativity was probably rejected by all<br />
the Theory publishers before he made it big, right? I’m sure he got stuff<br />
like, “Hey, this was so close!” or “See if you can add some jokes in here<br />
and we’ll take another look!” or “Sadly, we have way too many books<br />
on relativity right now - how about one on the science of bubble wrap?”<br />
(Plus, I’ve tried<br />
all of those rejection<br />
arguments on the<br />
electric company at billpaying<br />
time, and they<br />
didn’t, shall we say, light<br />
up over it [and that, my<br />
dear, is called a “pun”]<br />
I am a smokin‘ writer!).<br />
The third sign came<br />
when I was selling my<br />
house because I could<br />
no longer afford to<br />
live in it. Having put a<br />
deposit on some land<br />
back when I had plans<br />
to be rich and famous,<br />
it was eventually time to<br />
build or bail, so I was committed – or should have been. And, I had to<br />
sell.<br />
Now I’m back to earning the enormous salary one makes as a<br />
teacher (Did you hear that? That was the sound of 5,000 teachers<br />
simultaneously spewing their morning coffee down their fronts.).<br />
And there was one last sign: several friends and colleagues in the<br />
classroom are having babies. Not that I had anything to do with that,<br />
but it does kill two birds with one childbirth.<br />
My friends get a gorgeous, perfect little baby, and I get the substitute<br />
jobs I need - and who knows there may be several of us “having a<br />
bottle” at 2:00 a.m., if you catch my drift.<br />
Of course, you know I’m only kidding, folks. Teachers never drink<br />
(and there’s that sound again!). Honestly, I was really looking forward<br />
to getting back to the classroom this year.<br />
When I left full-time teaching, I felt almost as much guilt as if I<br />
were leaving my own children and I needed to hurry home to see if<br />
the babysitter had gotten into the liquor cabinet. Sure, most teachers I<br />
know are just the folks I’d be happy to leave my children with, but just<br />
like when you ask the sitter to read “Goodnight, Moon” to your child at<br />
bedtime, it’s somehow not the same as when you do it.<br />
So, I’m seriously having a blast this year! But I’ll make you kids a<br />
promise - if my book gets published, the next seven months may be one<br />
loooong recess!<br />
Vicki Wentz is a writer, teacher and speaker living in North<br />
Carolina. Readers may contact her - and order her new children’s<br />
book! - by visiting her website at www.vickiwentz.com.