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Power
Stat Die All the
Time
SUMMON
MONSTER
Once a
Turn
Certificate MBA
Charged Town
X
According to “Monster Summoning for Fun and Profit,” you can get a lot of
work out of a Troll that does your bidding. A puff of acrid blue smoke
appears and deposits a monster in a square adjacent to you. This monster
will obey your commands – but they generally only like to do physical tasks
like bashing, carrying, and eating the spleens of your enemies. They hate it
when a magic-user summons them up to help with a crossword, or because
“I really need a date, put this wig on!” The Monster stays around until it is
killed, or for 1dX rounds (where X is the nearest die rounded down to your
caster level). The monster summoned has a Danger Level equal to your
Level +1.
Example: As a 3 rd Level Warlock, Tabriz can summon a 4 th level Monster for
1d2 rounds. When Tabriz is a 6 th Level, he gets a 7 th Level Monster for 1d6
rounds. As a mighty 9 th Level Master Warlock, he can summon a 10 th level
Monster for 1d8 rounds.
* Note: While generally called Summon Monster, the correct legal name of
the trick is “Tabriz’ Spell of Conjuration of Non-Adventurer Race Non-Undead
Non-Elemental Non-Animal Monsters.”
From “Summoning Monsters for Fun and Profit”…
Power TONGUES Certificate ANY
Stat Die All the Once a Charged Town
Time Turn
Ed X
The ability to talk with the stranger things in life – like animals, monsters,
and foreigners. The dumber a creature is, the harder it is to talk to (the
DEFENSE of the roll is listed below). HIGH TONGUES allow an Adventurer to
speak and read the languages of the more civilized races. ANIMAL TONGUES
let you talk to animals. We don’t really know why you would want to talk to
animals – they really don’t have anything much to say – but Druids and
Wizards are always doing it in the books, so here you go. Even less useful is
talking with monsters. UNCOUTH TOUNGUES give you access to the
languages of the less civilized races found on the Continent of Ham. Not that
you will ever need this, except to waterboard prisoners into giving up the
location of their gold (generally translated as “negotiating,” in the High
Tongues).
Please note: Due to the dominance of Humans in the world, and to the
parlous state of public education, most races don’t know how to speak their
ancestral tongues (so an Elfling character still needs the skill HIGH TONGUES
to speak High Elfian).
DEFENSE HIGH UNCOUTH ANIMAL
0 High Common Vulgar Muskrats/Badgers
2 Half-Common Kobonics Cats/Dogs/Hamsters
4 High Elfian Orkish Horses/Budgies
6 Dwarfik Dragonese Other Mammals
8 Gnomelish Trollish Mythical Beasties
10 High Hamsterian Elementalatin Birds/Reptiles
12 Quarter-Common Darkelfian Farm Animals (is
dumb!)
14 Ancient N’Darian Gobbledygook Fish/Insects