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STEP STEP ONE:
ONE:
DETERMINE YOUR CAREER APPTITUDE
The Standardized Adventurer Test
Through the Magic of Standardized Testing, the dangers and uncertainty of
poor career planning can be avoided, or at least blamed on the Magic of
Standardized Testing. Please answer the questions below, and record your
answers in Number 2 Pencil. Then total your results and determine what kind
of CERTIFICATE you receive. We assume that once you take the test you
are going to cheat anyway, so if this isn’t your first time playing Warhamster
you might as well skip the test, and just pick a certificate.
In Warhamster an Adventurer’s Certification determines his career path.
After you determine which Certificate your Adventurer starts with, record it
on your Adventurer Statistic Sheet.
Standardized Adventurer Test
Scoring
Total the number of questions that you answered with each letter. If your
highest total is:
A) Why are you even playing this game? Don’t you
have to wash your hair or something?
B) Your talents lie in the subtle arts of spell slinging
and you are awarded an MBA!
C) You are a blood-thirsty maniac and have a BFA!
D) You are a slacker! Somehow, you were able to get a
PHD from a correspondence school.
E) You have an aptitude for Politics and Management.
BS awaits you.
BFA – Bachelor of the Fighting Arts
You have an aptitude for beating the snot out of things. You spend a lot of
time and effort in building up your physical body. You lift weights, practice
killing things, and drink mead by the barrel-full.
MBA – Master of the Black Arts
Adventurers with this certification are likely to lose (or at least lease) their
soul to a dark and evil power. Your extensive training in the Arcane Arts has
prepared you for a career in spell casting and magic usury. Usiveness.
Usage. Whatever.
PHD – Physician’s Helper Degree
Adventurers with skills in this area have no aptitude (or desire) to do much
of anything. (Most likely, they still live with their mom.) Somehow you got
enrolled in an online college and learned about exciting career opportunities
available assisting in the doctor’s office.
BS – Bachelor of Secrecy
Adventurers with aptitudes in this area are motivated, self-starters – real gogetters.
You do not have any footling qualms about stealing, lying, backstabbing,
and other creative pursuits.