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The monster bowl<br />
I know that you have been dying <strong>to</strong> ask this – “What the F^@&! is a<br />
MONSTER BOWL!” According <strong>to</strong> the Thunderhawk Vulgar Dictionary, a<br />
Monster Bowl is defined as:<br />
Monster Bowl (Mun Stir BOL): noun. 1) A receptacle for Skulls. 2) A<br />
container for holding nourishing food and water for magically summoned<br />
pets. 3) The biggest Professional <strong>Warhamster</strong> Gladia<strong>to</strong>rial Competition<br />
of the year.<br />
In <strong>Warhamster</strong>! The Massively Multiplayer Table<strong>to</strong>p Dungeon Adventure<br />
Game, the Monster Bowl is a receptacle for SKULLS. So, in order <strong>to</strong> play<br />
<strong>Warhamster</strong> you need <strong>to</strong> scrounge up something <strong>to</strong> hold skulls in – usually a<br />
bowl, but a coffee can, hat, or anything else will do nicely. If you’re really<br />
in<strong>to</strong> it – you should get a bowl and paint it all up like a dungeon artifact –<br />
not only is that really cool, it will scare the beejeezus out of your Mom when<br />
she comes down in<strong>to</strong> the basement with a tray of lemonade for you and your<br />
“little friends”.<br />
So, what the heck is a SKULL? Right?<br />
A SKULL* (in <strong>Warhamster</strong> game parlance, and not the bony structure that<br />
holds your brains in your head) is a marker that represents something bad<br />
that is going <strong>to</strong> happen <strong>to</strong> the players. Whenever the Adventurers get a<br />
skull, drop one of the SKULL counters in<strong>to</strong> the MONSTER BOWL. You’re<br />
going <strong>to</strong> need a whole mess of counters for Skulls. Bad stuff piles up fast<br />
and furious**. They could actually be skulls but that would be going a little<br />
far. Glass beads, paper chits, unused dice, zombie minis, whatever you can<br />
find. We’ll include a paper counter that you could print out in a pinch.<br />
For players of other 9 th <strong>Level</strong> <strong>Games</strong> (like Kobolds Ate MY Baby!, Ninja<br />
Burger, or Cthulhu for President!), Skulls will be familiar – they are like<br />
Checks on the Horrible Death Record! If you’re new <strong>to</strong> the way that we roll<br />
here at 9LG***, the basic idea is that when the Adventurers do something<br />
that should result in a penalty, they get a SKULL. Unlike other 9LG games,<br />
the whole PARTY is responsible for the Bowl…<br />
* Go. Hunt. Kill SKuls.<br />
** Fast. And furious – players are gonna be furious about getting skulls.<br />
But not 2Fast, 2Furious. That sucked.<br />
*** The 9 <strong>to</strong> the L <strong>to</strong> the G y’all. Kickin’ it Original Recipe Gangster style.<br />
Eastside!