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Baskerville Captured in Xerox *Electronic Printer
Last Friday, world famous John Baskerville was
found rummaging through 256K memory
boards harassing integrated circuits. This was
in spite of rumors that he had been forced
into retirement because of an allergic reaction
to design marker fumes.
Xerox *EP users became suspicious the week
before, when footprints and neatly scrawled
incoherent messages had been found scattered
throughout sensitive documents. Accusations
were flying as the scandalous activity persisted. g.62
Local authorities were notified.
They surrounded the printer on
Friday night, demanding the suspect
to surrender peacefully. According
to an eyewitness, "When
he (Baskerville) refused, they
used tear gas to flush him out."
Evidence of Baskerville's bizarre
lifestyle was confiscated at the
scene. A stylish living room set,
matching Ferrari roadsters, several
sequin suits, and eight Merg font
families were removed from the
printer. The suspect was charged
with possession of goods and
residing in a printer not zoned
for housing.
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