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younger eyes, and a younger mind. On my recommendation, Deke has hired a well-qualified young<br />

lady from Georgia. Her name is Sadie Clayton. She’ll be at the reception, she’ll know absolutely no<br />

one, and I expect you to be especially nice to her.”<br />

“Mrs. Clayton?”<br />

“I wouldn’t quite say that.” Mimi looked at me guilelessly. “I believe she intends to reclaim her<br />

maiden name at some point in the near future. Following certain legal formalities.”<br />

“Mimi, are you matchmaking?”<br />

“Not at all,” she said . . . then snickered. “Hardly at all. Although you will be the only teacher on<br />

the English faculty who’s currently unattached, and that makes you a natural to act as her mentor.”<br />

I thought that a gigantic leap into illogic, especially for such an ordered mind, but I accompanied<br />

her to the door without saying so. What I said was, “If it’s as serious as you say, you should be seeking<br />

treatment now. And not from some quack doctor in Juaréz, either. You should be at the Cleveland<br />

Clinic.” I didn’t know if the Cleveland Clinic even existed yet, but just then I didn’t care.<br />

“I think not. Given the choice between dying in a hospital room somewhere, stuck full of tubes and<br />

wires, and dying in a seaside Mexican hacienda . . . that is, as you like to say, a no-brainer. And there’s<br />

something else, as well.” She looked at me unflinchingly. “The pain isn’t too bad yet, but I’m told it<br />

will be. In Mexico, they are far less apt to strike moral poses about large doses of morphine. Or<br />

Nembutal, if it comes to that. Trust me, I know what I’m doing.”<br />

Based on what had happened to Al Templeton, I guessed that was true. I put my arms around her,<br />

this time hugging very gently. I kissed one leathery cheek.<br />

She bore it with a smile, then slipped away. Her eyes searched my face. “I’d like to know your<br />

story, my friend.”<br />

I shrugged. “I’m an open book, Miz Mimi.”<br />

She laughed. “What a crock of shit. You say you’re from Wisconsin, but you showed up in Jodie<br />

with a New England drawl in your mouth and Florida plates on your auto. You say you’re commuting<br />

to Dallas for research purposes, and your manuscript purports to be about Dallas, but the people in it<br />

speak like New Englanders. In fact, there are a couple of places where characters actually say ayuh.<br />

You might want to change those.”<br />

And I thought my rewrite had been so clever.<br />

“Actually, Mimi, New Englanders say it a-yuh, not i-yuh.”<br />

“Noted.” She continued to search my face. It was a struggle not to drop my eyes, but I managed.<br />

“Sometimes I’ve actually caught myself wondering if you might not be a space alien, like Michael<br />

Rennie in The Day the Earth Stood Still. Here to analyze the natives and report back to Alpha Centauri<br />

on whether there’s still hope for us as a species or if we should be exploded by plasma rays before we<br />

can spread our germs to the rest of the galaxy.”<br />

“That’s very fanciful,” I said, smiling.<br />

“Good. I’d hate to think our whole planet was being judged by Texas.”<br />

“If Jodie were used as a sample, I’m sure Earth would get a passing grade.”<br />

“You like it here, don’t you?”<br />

“Yes.”<br />

“Is George Amberson your real name?”<br />

“No. I changed it for reasons that are important to me but wouldn’t be to anyone else. I’d prefer<br />

you kept that to yourself. For obvious reasons.”<br />

She nodded. “I can do that. I’ll see you around, George. The diner, the library . . . and at the party,<br />

of course. You’ll be nice to Sadie Clayton, won’t you?”<br />

“Nice as pie,” I said, giving it the Texas twist: pah. That made her laugh.<br />

When she was gone, I sat in my living room for a long time, not reading, not watching TV. And

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