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She was solemn at first. Then she began to smile. The smile became a grin. And when I told her the
idea that had come to me at the end of my conversation with Deke, she threw her arms around me.
But that wasn’t good enough for her, so she climbed until she could wrap her legs around me, as well.
There was no broom between us that day.
“It’s brilliant! You’re a genius! Will you write the script?”
“You bet. It won’t take long, either.” Corny old jokes were already flying around in my head: Coach
Borman looked at the orange juice for twenty minutes because the can said CONCENTRATE. Our dog had an
ingrown tail, we had to X-ray him to find out if he was happy. I rode on a plane so old that one restroom was
marked Orville and the other was marked Wilbur. “But I need plenty of help with other stuff. What it
comes down to is I need a producer. I’m hoping you’ll take the job.”
“Sure.” She slipped back to the floor with her body still pressed against mine. This produced a
regrettably brief flash of bare leg as her skirt pulled up. She began to pace her living room, smoking
furiously. She tripped over the easy chair (for probably the sixth or eighth time since we’d been on
intimate terms) and caught her balance without even seeming to notice, although she was going to
have a pretty fine bruise on her shin by nightfall.
“If you’re thinking twenties-style flapper stuff, I can get Jo Peet to run up the costumes.” Jo was
the new head of the Home Ec Department, having succeeded to the position when Ellen Dockerty was
confirmed as principal.
“That’s great.”
“Most of the Home Ec girls love to sew . . . and to cook. George, we’ll need to serve evening meals,
won’t we? If the rehearsals run extra long? And they will, because we’re starting awfully late.”
“Yes, but just sandwiches—”
“We can do better than that. Lots. And music! We’ll need music! It’ll have to be recorded, because
the band could never pull a thing like this together in time.” And then, together, we said “Donald
Bellingham!” in perfect harmony.
“What about advertising?” I asked. We were starting to sound like Mickey Rooney and Judy
Garland, getting ready to put on a show in Aunt Milly’s barn.
“Carl Jacoby and his Graphic Design kids. Posters not just here but all over town. Because we want
the whole town to come, not just the relatives of the kids in the show. Standing room only.”
“Bingo,” I said, and kissed her nose. I loved her excitement. I was getting pretty excited myself.
“What do we say about the benefit aspect?” Sadie asked.
“Nothing until we’re sure we can make enough money. We don’t want to raise any false hopes.
What do you think about taking a run to Dallas with me tomorrow and asking some questions?”
“Tomorrow’s Sunday, hon. After school on Monday. Maybe even before it’s out, if you can get
period seven free.”
“I’ll get Deke to come out of retirement and cover Remedial English,” I said. “He owes me.”
7
Sadie and I went to Dallas on Monday, driving fast to get there before the close of business hours. The
office we were looking for turned out to be on Harry Hines Boulevard, not far from Parkland
Memorial. There we asked a bushel of questions, and Sadie gave a brief demonstration of what we were
after. The answers were more than satisfactory, and two days later I began my second-to-last show-biz
venture, as director of Jodie Jamboree, An All-New, All-Hilarious Vaudeville Song & Dance Show. And
all to benefit A Good Cause. We didn’t say what that cause was, and nobody asked.
Two things about the Land of Ago: there’s a lot less paperwork and a hell of a lot more trust.