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Goober II<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
Imagine the self control required to work in the bubble wrap factory.<br />
A man was walking<br />
down the street, carrying<br />
a brown paper<br />
bag. He ran into one<br />
of his friends, who<br />
asked, “Hey! What<br />
do you have in the<br />
bag?” asked his<br />
friend.<br />
The man tells his<br />
friend that he has<br />
some fish in the bag.<br />
His friend says,<br />
“Well, I’ll make you<br />
a bet. If I can guess<br />
how many fish you<br />
have in the bag,<br />
you’ll have to give<br />
me one.”<br />
The man replied, “I’ll<br />
tell you what. If you<br />
tell me how many<br />
fish I have in this<br />
bag, I’ll give you both<br />
of them.”<br />
The Verdict<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
A man was on trial<br />
for armed robbery.<br />
If we got rid of all the margarine and spreads, the world would be a butter place.<br />
Out ‘n About at the Androscoggin Land Trust River Race<br />
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Na<br />
Na Na Na<br />
Na Na Na Na,<br />
Batman!<br />
The judge asked<br />
everyone it the<br />
courtroom to rise so<br />
the verdict could be<br />
read.<br />
“Not guilty,” stated<br />
the jury foreman.<br />
The accused man<br />
stood up and said,<br />
“This is great news!<br />
Does that mean I get<br />
to keep the money?”<br />
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Jimbo<br />
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2nd place Kayak Doubles finish<br />
I saw a sign in a cafe that said “Breakfast at any time.”<br />
I asked for a bacon & eggs during the Industrial Revolution.
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