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Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2019

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My credit score has a McDonald’s application stapled to it.<br />

$<br />

29 initial visit<br />

includes consult, exam, & adjustment<br />

MAINE’S ONLY<br />

MEMBERSHIP CHIROPRACTOR<br />

Future visits as low as $20 with membership<br />

See website for details<br />

www.207chiro.com<br />

34 Center St. Auburn<br />

(207) 401-2000<br />

439 Lewiston Rd. Topsham<br />

Dr. Jeff Clark treats<br />

his patient in his<br />

Auburn office<br />

Out ‘n About at<br />

The 37th Annual<br />

Moxie Festival<br />

Someone call<br />

the Popo!<br />

CoCo<br />

Broke<br />

myself out<br />

of the slammah to<br />

get my hands on a<br />

Moxie!<br />

If Sheer Energy and No Nonsense pantyhose companies merged,<br />

would they be called Sheer Nonsense or No Energy?<br />

Ben Noiles<br />

Yikes!<br />

And I thought<br />

breaking out of<br />

Hadlock Field<br />

was bad!<br />

I grew a beard thinking it would say,<br />

“Distinguished gentlemen.”<br />

Instead it turned out to say, “Senior discount, please.”<br />

Slugger<br />

I think my therapist is seeing other people.<br />

<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />

...with<br />

Jimbo<br />

Aug. <strong>2019</strong> <strong>Uncle</strong>Andys.com 27

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