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Dentists are going on strike. Brace yourselves.<br />
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Nancy Whittier<br />
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Out ‘n About with Maine Source Realty at Pat’s Pizza<br />
What’s for<br />
Dinner?<br />
Submitted by<br />
Steve Simard<br />
Jimbo thinks his<br />
wife, Sue, is losing<br />
her hearing so he<br />
calls their doctor.<br />
The doctor tells<br />
Jimbo, “We need to<br />
figure out how bad<br />
her hearing is. Using<br />
a normal tone, talk<br />
to her at various<br />
distances until she<br />
can hear you. Once<br />
we have a better<br />
idea of how far her<br />
hearing range is, we<br />
can come up with<br />
treatment options.”<br />
That night Jimbo<br />
decides to try this.<br />
He estimates he<br />
is sitting about 30<br />
feet from Sue and<br />
asks her, “What’s for<br />
dinner?”<br />
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He hears nothing<br />
so he moves a little<br />
closer, about 20 feet<br />
away.<br />
He asks her again,<br />
“What’s for dinner?”<br />
Still nothing.<br />
Finally, he gets right<br />
next to her and asks,<br />
“What’s for dinner?”<br />
Sue’s face got really<br />
angry and she spun<br />
around to face Jimbo,<br />
slammed down<br />
the pan, and yelled,<br />
“For the third time,<br />
chicken!”<br />
You haven’t experienced true heartbreak until you’ve been thinking<br />
about leftovers all day and come home to find that someone’s eaten them.<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
Aug. <strong>2019</strong> <strong>Uncle</strong>Andys.com 19
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