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My friend said, “I have no idea how this cloning machine works.”<br />
I replied, “That makes two of us.”<br />
70 Broad St. Auburn • 207-783-8471<br />
Hours: Mon. - Thurs. 8am - 6pm<br />
Fri. 8am - 7pm<br />
Sat. 8am - 6pm<br />
Sun. closed<br />
Roy’s FOODLAND<br />
www.ShopAtRoysFoodland.com<br />
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or ham salad!<br />
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<strong>August</strong> 10th<br />
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See the inside front<br />
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Selection<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
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Main Street Music Lessons<br />
207-376-3376<br />
ANDROSCOGGIN COUNTY’S<br />
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33 Dunn Street, Auburn • www.mainstreetmusiclessons.com<br />
After an explosion at a local cheese factory, the only thing that was left was de Brie…<br />
Steve was playing so<br />
badly that his caddie<br />
was getting increasingly<br />
exasperated.<br />
On the 11th hole, his<br />
ball lay about 160<br />
yards from the green.<br />
As he eyed up the<br />
shot, he asked his<br />
caddie, “Do you think<br />
I can get there with a<br />
4 iron?”<br />
“Eventually,” replied<br />
the caddie, wearily.<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
Aug. <strong>2019</strong> <strong>Uncle</strong>Andys.com 39
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