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Wedded<br />
Bliss<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
Bryce and Brayden<br />
were at a wedding<br />
one day.<br />
“How many wives<br />
is a man allowed to<br />
have?” asked Bryce.<br />
“I think 16,” answered<br />
Brayden.<br />
“Four better, four<br />
worse, four richer,<br />
and four poorer.”<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong> ...with<br />
26<br />
Office<br />
Clown<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
An 8 year old girl<br />
went to the office<br />
with her father on<br />
‘Take your daughter<br />
to work Day’.<br />
As they walked<br />
round the office she<br />
started crying and<br />
getting cranky. Her<br />
father asked what<br />
was wrong.<br />
As the staff gathered<br />
around she sobbed<br />
loudly, “Daddy,<br />
where are all the<br />
clowns you said you<br />
worked with?”<br />
Jimbo<br />
<strong>August</strong> <strong>2019</strong> 783-7039<br />
I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even say thank you.<br />
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A man was hit in the face with a bottle of Omega 3 pills.<br />
He only suffered super fish oil injuries.<br />
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