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In Mourning<br />
Submitted by Tyla Davis<br />
A man placed some<br />
flowers on the grave<br />
of his dearly departed<br />
mother and<br />
started back toward<br />
his car.<br />
His attention was<br />
diverted to another<br />
man kneeling at<br />
a grave. The man<br />
seemed to be praying<br />
with profound<br />
intensity.<br />
The man kept<br />
repeating, “Why did<br />
you have to die?<br />
Why did you have to<br />
die?”<br />
The first man approached<br />
him and<br />
said, “Sir, I don’t<br />
wish to intrude on<br />
your private grief,<br />
but this demonstration<br />
of pain is more<br />
than I’ve ever seen<br />
before. Who do you<br />
mourn so deeply? A<br />
child? A parent?”<br />
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The mourner took<br />
a moment to collect<br />
himself, then replied,<br />
“My wife’s first<br />
husband.”<br />
On the Spot<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
I just got back from a<br />
job interview, where<br />
I was asked if can<br />
perform under<br />
pressure.<br />
I said I wasn’t too<br />
sure about that, but I<br />
do a wicked Bohemian<br />
Rhapsody.<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong> ...with<br />
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