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“I needed a password eight characters long<br />
so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” – Nick Helm<br />
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Income<br />
Demands<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
The basketball<br />
coach storms into<br />
the university president’s<br />
office and<br />
demands an immediate<br />
raise.<br />
The president says,<br />
“But you already<br />
make more than<br />
anyone else in our<br />
entire athletic<br />
department.”<br />
The coach says angrily,<br />
“Maybe so, but<br />
you don’t know what<br />
I have to put up with<br />
every single day.<br />
Watch this...”<br />
With that the coach<br />
goes into the hall<br />
and grabs one of the<br />
basketball players<br />
who is jogging down<br />
the hallway.<br />
He said to him, “Run<br />
over to my office and<br />
see if I’m there.”<br />
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Twenty minutes<br />
later the jock comes<br />
back, covered in<br />
sweat and breathing<br />
heavily.<br />
The basketball player<br />
said to the coach,<br />
“You’re not there,<br />
sir.”<br />
The president<br />
scratches his head<br />
as he says, “Oh, I<br />
see what you mean.<br />
I would have phoned<br />
and not run.”<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
Aug. <strong>2019</strong> <strong>Uncle</strong>Andys.com 7
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