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Uncle Andy's Digest - February 2021

We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives! Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners! Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!

We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives!

Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners!

Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!

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Out ‘n About at

MEDCo

Did you

know that all

of our incredible

edibles, tinctures,

lemon-aid, and THC

salves are crafted right

here in Lewiston? Our

state-certified kitchen

is the ONLY open-air

kitchen in the state.

You can watch our

expert staff create

all your favorite

things!

My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning.

It’s a girl and weighs 7lbs., 12 oz.

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Vegas High Rise Skillet

Hash browns, sausage patty, &

cheddar cheese. Baked, then

topped with two poached

eggs. Plus toast & coffee.

RollysNewAuburn.com

CLOSED MONDAY,

Tues – Sat 6 am – 2 pm,

Sunday 7 am – noon

Donna Savard

Waterlogged

Submitted by Jimbo

A teenage boy tells his father,

“Dad, there’s trouble

with the car, it has water

in the carburetor.”

The easiest way to build stairs is to use a step by step guide.

Out ‘n About in the Digest in the 2011 archives

Reminiscing through our 25 years!

The father looks confused

and says, “Water

in the carburetor? That’s

ridiculous!”

But the son insists, “I tell

you, the car has water in

the carburetor.”

Cyndi Robbins

His father, starting to get

a little nervous, says “You

don’t even know what a

carburetor is.... but I will

check it out. Where is the

car?”

“In the pool,” replies the

son.

Celeste & Michael Onofrio

Misty Edgecomb

Don Poisson

Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with

Jimbo

10 Feb. 2021 783-7039

I went to Vegas in an $80,000 Porsche and came back in a $400,000 Greyhound bus.

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