Uncle Andy's Digest - February 2021
We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives! Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners! Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!
We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives!
Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners!
Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!
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I once highjacked a submarine so I could get to the bottom of things.
Licensed & Insured
Southern to Central Maine
• Design & Build
• Installation
• Service
Out ‘n About at
Coach Terry’s
Redemption Center
I don’t
understand why
some people don’t
recycle. Why would
you buy a bike and
only ride it
once?
OUR DIFFERENCE?
It’s in our core beliefs
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207-795-7800
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Elaine Terreri
I’m young at heart and slightly older in other places.
MAIN STREET MARKET
2 Main Street, Sabattus • 207-375-8502
MONDAY
Ham Italians
Sm $1.99 Lg. $2.99
WEDNESDAY
Chicken Salad
Sm $2.49 Lg. $3.99
FRIDAY
Tuna Italian
Sm $2.49 Lg. $3.99
SUNDAY
$2.00 OFF
Any large pizza
Hours: 6am - 8pm • Seven days a week
TUESDAY
Small 1-topping Pizza
10" pizza $3.99
THURSDAY
Bowl of Chili
$3.99
B.L.T.
Sm. $2.49
Lg. $3.99
SATURDAY
Baked Beans
Pint $2.99 Quart $3.99
Full beans ’n franks meal $8.59
Breakfast Sandwiches $1.99
Hash browns 2/$1.00
Coffee all sizes $0.99
We accept cash, checks,
major credit/debit cards, & EBT
I went to a vegan restaurant last night. When the waiter asked me how my meal was
I told him to give my compliments to the gardener.
Lost Ticket
Submitted by Jimbo
Albert Einstein was
recognized as the
original absent-minded
professor. One day,
on board a train, he
was unable to find his
ticket. The conductor
said, “Take it easy.
You’ll find it.”
When the conductor
returned, Einstein still
couldn’t find the ticket.
The conductor, recognizing
the famous scientist,
said, “I’m sure
you bought a ticket.
Forget about it.”
“You’re very kind,”
Einstein said, “but I
must find it, otherwise
I won’t know where to
get off.”
Uncle Andy’s Digest
...with
Jimbo
Feb. 2021 UncleAndys.com 5
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