Uncle Andy's Digest - February 2021

Final Exams
Submitted by Tyla Davis
A college student
stayed up late studying
for his zoology exam
the next day. As he
entered the classroom,
he saw 10 stands,
each with one bird
perched on it.
The birds heads were
covered with paper
sacks, and only their
legs showed.
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The professor announced
that the test
would consist of looking
at each bird’s legs
and determining the
bird’s common name,
habitat, and genus.
The student looked at
the legs, but they all
looked the same to
him. He closely examined
each bird for what
seemed like hours.
The more he looked,
the angrier he got.
Finally, he marched to
his professor’s desk
and exclaimed, “What
a stupid test! Nobody
can tell the difference
between birds by looking
at their legs!” The
student threw his test
on the teacher’s desk.
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“Young man! How dare
you behave that way
in my classroom?”
the teacher bellowed,
“What is your name?”
The student lifted
up his pant legs and
yelled, “You guess,
buddy! You guess!”
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