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Circulating
Answers
Submitted by Tyla Davis
Mrs. Scott was teaching
science class to
her elementary school
students one day. The
lesson plan for the day
was all about circulation
in the blood.
“Now class,” Mrs. Scott
started, “if I stood on
my head, the blood
would run into it. I
would turn red in the
face. Do you all understand
that concept?”
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“Yes, Mrs. Scott,” the
class said in unison.
“Now, let me ask you
this. Why is it when
I am standing in an
upright position blood
doesn’t run into my
feet making them turn
red?”
After a few seconds
of silence in the class,
little Jimmy raised his
hand sheepishly.
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“Yes, Jimmy. Do you
have a guess as to
why the blood doesn’t
rush into my feet and
make them turn red
like when I stand on
my head?”
“Is it because your feet
aren’t empty?”
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