Uncle Andy's Digest - JuLy 2022

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Uncle Andy’s Digestis published by the firstFriday of every month byMaine Mountain OceanGroup, Inc. with its worldheadquarters located at9 Grove Street, Auburn,Maine, USA.Published and distributedsince 1996 throughoutCentral Maine and mailed tosubscribers all over the FreeWorld. Subscriptions are$39/year.UncleAndysDigest.comOffice: 207-783-7039UAD Super HeroesThere’s no reason to tailgate me when I’m already doing 50 in a 35.And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.SMILE AGAIN DENTURESCAPTAINJIMBOHULKSMASHTHOMASUncle Andy’s Digest ...with4WONDERWOMANTYLABATGIRLSTEPHANIEIRONSIDESSTEVEWhile Uncle Andy’s Digest triesvery hard to ensure the accuracyof the information in our clients’advertisements and our publicationin general, we are not responsiblefor vendor availability, typographicalerrors, technical inaccuracies, productpricing errors, or omissions.JimboJuly 2022 783-7039Smile InComfortCall us today for:• Full Dentures• Immediate Dentures• Partial Dentures• Rebases• Relines• RepairsLike Our Name Implies,We’ll Make YouSMILE AGAINAll work done on-site.Repairs usually same day service!Call todayfor aFREEconsultation!Joe & MikeAdkinsLicensedDenturists801 Webster Street, Lewistonsmileagaindentures@gmail.com • SmileAgainDentures.com514-0660The wedding of the two slices of bread was going great until someonedecided to toast the bride and groom.
It is officially unsticking your thighs from plastic chairs season.Come see Kathy & Joe!Scanhere tosee ourmenu!Out ‘n About inAuburnat the Memorial Day CeremonyWe will be closed from July 4 to July 12 for vacation.New hours starting July 19thTUES., WED., THURS., and SUN.: 7AM to 3PM • FRI-SAT: 7AM-8PM103 Lincoln Street, Lewiston • 207-333-5062 • stationgrillrestaurant.comCraig Young,Steve Peterson, &Joe DonahueThird Maine VolunteerInfantry, Co. A.I amproud to servea community thatcares so much abouttheir veterans andthose who gavethe ultimatesacrifice.We will beclosed fromJuly 4 toJuly12 forvacation.Robert ChaseAuburn Fire ChiefI’m gladthis knot wasn’ttied by a boy or girlscout!551 Lincoln Street, Lewiston207-777-1155 • www.schemengees.comHours from June 20th through SeptemberWednesday-Thursday: 4:00pm-11:00pm • Friday-Saturday: 4:00pm-1:00amI’m almost a millionaire. I have all the zeros, now I just need a one.Jason MoenAuburn Police ChiefUncle Andy’s DigestJuly 2022 UncleAndys.com...withJimbo5
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