Uncle Andy's Digest - May 2023

Doctor’s Visit
Submitted by Pam Ashby
A man walked into a
Doctor’s office. “What
do you have?” the
receptionist asked.
“Shingles,” he replied.
She told him to sit
down. Soon a nurse
called him and asked,
“What do you have?”
“Shingles,” he replied.
She took his blood
pressure, weight, and
complete medical
history. Then she took
him to a room and told
him to remove all of
his clothes. After a few
minutes the Doctor
came in and asked,
“What do you have?”
“Shingles,” the man told
him.
The Doctor looked him
up and down and said,
“Where?”
“Out on the truck,
where do you want me
to unload them?”
Wedding
Submitted by Steve Simard
A little boy, at a wedding
looks at his mom
and says, “Mommy,
why does the bride
wear white?”
His mom replies, “The
bride is in white because
she’s happy and
this is the happiest day
of her life.”
The boy, thinks about
this, and then says,
“Well, then why is the
groom wearing black?”
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Uncle Andy’s Digest
10 May 2023
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