Uncle Andy's Digest - May 2023
It's May, and the warm weather is finally here. We've put together some funny stuff in the May 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
It's May, and the warm weather is finally here. We've put together some funny stuff in the May 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Out ‘n About at<br />
Mac’s Grill<br />
What<br />
are the chances<br />
I’m going to regret<br />
this photo?<br />
Eric Perron<br />
Eric,<br />
I’d say the<br />
chances are<br />
good.<br />
Shawn Horton<br />
I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is<br />
the computer will say, “Your password is incorrect”.<br />
We Throw the Best Parties!<br />
FREE event space! Never a room charge!<br />
Dining and catering menus available with no deposit needed!<br />
68 Main Street, Auburn<br />
(207) 376-2739<br />
Follow us on Facebook<br />
for our weekly events!<br />
Separate checks? No problem!<br />
LET US TAKE CARE OF YOU!<br />
OXFORD HILLS FAVORITE<br />
PIZZA & SANDWICH SHOP!<br />
Deli Sandwiches • Fresh Dough Pizzas<br />
Breakfast Sandwiches and More!<br />
Come have fun<br />
with us!<br />
monday<br />
Cribbage<br />
drop-in • 5:30 sign-up<br />
tuesday<br />
Cornhole<br />
dining room • 8pm<br />
wednesday<br />
Karaoke &<br />
Water Pong<br />
8pm<br />
FULL SERVICE &<br />
REPAIR SHOP<br />
Heavy Duty Truck &<br />
Equipment Repairs<br />
State Inspection Station<br />
Commercial & Motor Vehicle Stickers<br />
Appointment Only<br />
207.784.8293<br />
250 Broad Street, Auburn<br />
<strong>May</strong> Special<br />
2 Hot Dogs & Fries<br />
ONLY $ 6 .99 plus tax<br />
Voted one of Maine’s Best Pizza Places!<br />
2016 WMTW Facebook Fan poll<br />
James Ackerman<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
20 <strong>May</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />
POLLY’S VARIETY<br />
115 King Street, Oxford<br />
207-539-8254 • www.pollysvariety.com<br />
Monday - Tuesday: 5:30am - 7:00pm • Wednesday - Saturday: 5:30am - 8:00pm • Sunday: 6:00am - 7:00pm<br />
“When I told my mom I wanted to grow up and become a comedian,<br />
she said you can’t do both” – Jimmy Carr<br />
Expires 5/31/23
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