Uncle Andy's Digest - May 2023
It's May, and the warm weather is finally here. We've put together some funny stuff in the May 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
It's May, and the warm weather is finally here. We've put together some funny stuff in the May 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Out ‘n About at<br />
Lewiston Armory<br />
for Marine Corps. League<br />
Vietnam War Tribute<br />
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.<br />
Don’t let your boiler look like this<br />
Get your yearly boiler<br />
cleaning/servicing<br />
CLEANINGS ONLY<br />
220 .00*<br />
$<br />
220<br />
*Plus materials if needed<br />
Jon Myrand<br />
A<br />
big THANK<br />
YOU to all our<br />
veterans!<br />
CALL TODAY!<br />
207-754-4556<br />
DID YOU KNOW?<br />
Getting your domestic hot water from your boilers<br />
coil is the MOST EXPENSIVE way to get hot water!<br />
Ask about alternatives.<br />
My mum bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday.<br />
I couldn’t find the words to thank her.<br />
Jerry DeWitt &<br />
Charlie Paul<br />
Take Out<br />
Available!<br />
DAILY SPECIALS<br />
MONDAY - CLOSED<br />
TUESDAY<br />
Fried Pickle Basket<br />
Thatcher’s Burger<br />
25oz domestic drafts<br />
WEDNESDAY<br />
3 Beef Tacos<br />
Thatcher’s Burrito<br />
Well Margaritas • Coronas<br />
THURSDAY<br />
Stuffed Peppers<br />
Buffalo Chicken Salad<br />
Microbrews<br />
FRIDAY<br />
Clam Cake Basket<br />
Fish & Chips<br />
Leo Deon, Jr.<br />
Department of Labor,<br />
Veterans Program Manager<br />
PHILLY WRAP W/ FRIES<br />
& COLESLAW<br />
207-782-2135 Auburn Mall<br />
Tues. - Wed., 11am - 7pm • Thurs. - Sat. 11am - 8pm • Sun. 11am - 5pm<br />
SATURDAY<br />
2 Hot Dogs w/fries<br />
Miller Lite Bottles<br />
SUNDAY<br />
12" Cheese Pizza<br />
Bloody Mary’s<br />
Domestic Light/Lite Drafts<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
8 <strong>May</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up. That’s when I knew<br />
we weren’t gonna work out.
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