Uncle Andy's Digest - May 2023
It's May, and the warm weather is finally here. We've put together some funny stuff in the May 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
It's May, and the warm weather is finally here. We've put together some funny stuff in the May 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Out ‘n About at Firehouse Grill<br />
It’s why I’m here.<br />
Some things we all have in common.<br />
There’s nobody like me to protect the things<br />
we all value.<br />
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.®<br />
CALL ME TODAY.<br />
Bentley Labbe highly recommends<br />
the Arsonist Burger<br />
Mother’s Day<br />
Breakfast<br />
Submitted by Trevor Saunders<br />
Libby and Maggie<br />
ordered their mother to<br />
stay in bed one Mother’s<br />
Day morning. As she lay<br />
there looking forward<br />
to breakfast in bed, the<br />
smell of bacon floated<br />
up from the kitchen.<br />
After a good long wait<br />
she finally went downstairs<br />
to investigate. She<br />
found them both sitting<br />
at the table eating bacon<br />
and eggs.<br />
“As a surprise for Mother’s<br />
Day,” Libby explained,<br />
“we decided to<br />
cook our own breakfast.”<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
6 <strong>May</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />
A friend of mine has been collecting magazines for 10 years. That guy has a lot of issues.
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