Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2023
Rain rain GO AWAY! This years summer weather may be wet behind the ears, but you can always count on the Digest to bring the sunshine. Enjoy the August 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
Rain rain GO AWAY! This years summer weather may be wet behind the ears, but you can always count on the Digest to bring the sunshine. Enjoy the August 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Van Gogh<br />
Gogh<br />
Submitted by Pam Ashby<br />
After much careful<br />
research it has been<br />
discovered that the<br />
artist Vincent Van<br />
Gogh had many relatives.<br />
Among them<br />
were: his obnoxious<br />
brother, Please<br />
Gogh.<br />
His dizzy aunt, Verti<br />
Gogh<br />
My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from London Zoo.<br />
Just good cookin’ and plenty of it!<br />
Enjoy the Great Falls<br />
Balloon Festival<br />
A brother who ate<br />
prunes, Gotta Gogh<br />
A brother who<br />
worked at a convenience<br />
store, Stop N.<br />
Gogh<br />
The grandfather from<br />
Yugoslavia, U Gogh<br />
Front: Emery, Avery & Tillie Page, right is Adam Nailor<br />
87 Mill Street, New Auburn<br />
207-753-0171<br />
rollysnewauburn.com<br />
Monday-Saturday: 6a-2p • Closed Sunday<br />
The cousin from<br />
Illinois, Chica Gogh<br />
The magician uncle,<br />
Wherediddy Gogh<br />
The nephew who<br />
drove stagecoach,<br />
Wellsfar Gogh<br />
The ballroom dancing<br />
aunt, Tan Gogh<br />
The bird loving<br />
uncle, Flamin Gogh<br />
I once survived the fallout from moving an image 1 cm to the right in Word.<br />
ALL<br />
STEAK<br />
HAMBURGERS<br />
& GOLF CENTER<br />
2514 TURNER RD. AUBURN<br />
OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK 11AM - 7PM<br />
Famous Burgers<br />
Hand-cut Fries<br />
Lobster Rolls<br />
Ice Cream<br />
& More!<br />
The constipated<br />
cousin, Can’t Gogh<br />
The little bouncy<br />
nephew, Poe Gogh<br />
His vacationing<br />
niece, Winnie Bay<br />
Gogh<br />
And the fruit loving<br />
cousin, Man Gogh.<br />
MINI<br />
DRIVING<br />
BATTING<br />
DISC GOLF<br />
GOLF<br />
RANGE<br />
CAGES<br />
COURSE<br />
BIRTHDAY PARTIES & CORPORATE EVENTS AVAILABLE<br />
Come play our newly renovated 18-hole mini golf course!<br />
RoysGolf.com<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
10 <strong>August</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />
My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that.
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